Here about the blonde who got pregnate? The doc asked her if she was using the birth control pills he gave her and she said "yes, but they keep falling out!"
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I've watched so much Spongebob to date that I've dreamed about living in Bikini Bottom (not the good one, either).
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea..." get it out of my head!!
Personally, I'm convinced there's a special place in hell waiting for the jerk who created Spongebob et.al. Even getting Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway back on the air as Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy doesn't make up for the rest of the drivel on that show. Spongebob is persona non grata at my house. I loathe that show almost as much as the 'host' of Noggin, Moose A. Moose, and that is saying a lot.
As I sat here, reading G&G tonight, I heard no fewer than six Viagra/Cialis commercials. What gives?
I'm getting tired of having those come on while my 8-year-old is in the room. We've talked a little on the birds and bees, but not much. I'd rather do it at our own pace than to have to explain commercials. Seems like you can't turn on anything anymore without an ED ad of some kind. Bugs me! Bugs you? (Yes, I know I can turn the tube off--I often do!)
To me, it's like having commercials for Pepsi or Coke...we already know they exist! We don't need reminded 100 times a night.
Anyway, I'm just venting and thought I'd post something goofy (many would say I do that normally).
Oh, and for the record, if I have have an E that lasts 4 hours, forget the doctor, I'm calling the local paper!
I'm tired of commercials for presciption meds all together.
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I'm not only tired of those, but also tired of the Extenze commercials and any and all other ones out there. Seems like once the tampon and pad and diaper companies all got the ok to advertise on TV, people think any and everything should have the right to advertise also. JMHO that is.
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Oh, and for the record, if I have have an E that lasts 4 hours, forget the doctor, I'm calling the local paper!
Wait...you mean that's not normal?
Huh, who knew?
Heh, anyhoo...
The Enzyte and all that...that bugs me too, but for another reason.
They're all fake products. Every last one. They do not work, they cannot work. When you understand different tissue types in the body, having a pill just for that is like having a pill that would make just your left ear grow. There is no type of tissue in the "certain part of a man's body" that is not also present elsewhere in the body. That and it's very difficult to target specific tissue types with medication anyway - why do you think pain relief is still so difficult to get a good handle on even now?
But the FDA is so toothless so long as a product isn't toxic, apparently it's okay to sell as long as you slap the little "This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA." warning in tiny, translucent letters at the bottom of the screen.
I'm tired of commercials for presciption meds all together.
You and me both... most of them you don't even know what they are trying to cure.
It's like, "If you think (insert name here) is for you... ask your doctor for a free sample. Disclaimer: May cause diarrhea, blood clotting, headaches, weight gain, weight loss, loss of hair, hair where you don't want it, divorce, financial failure, loss of memory, automobile mechanical problems, and flu like symptoms..."
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I think I'm going to see if they want to advertise on the site -
Maybe even get a discount LOL
Good idea Joe!
Great...I can hear it now...log in and "Viva, Viagra" is playing...
Then again, it may be hard to do. I hear the competition for advertising dollars is pretty stiff. It may enhance the visits, though...really make the web stand up and take notice.
I'm lame. I know. It's a curse...
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You and me both... most of them you don't even know what they are trying to cure.
It's like, "If you think (insert name here) is for you... ask your doctor for a free sample. Disclaimer: May cause diarrhea, blood clotting, headaches, weight gain, weight loss, loss of hair, hair where you don't want it, divorce, financial failure, loss of memory, automobile mechanical problems, and flu like symptoms..."
My favourite is that hair stuff, Propecia. They go on about it for a while, then the disclaimer is flat-out terrifying:
"Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant should not take Propecia, or handle broken pills."
I dislike those commercials too but ticks me off more is the D--N lawyer commercials!
"call me, no call me etc.etc. "So and so got me $600,000 dollars"
Or how about the weight loss commercials that the guy loses 40 pounds (results not typical) and has the extreme "cut" abs.... that I couldn't get when I was 20 years old and did 100 situps and leg lifts a day...!
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How about the stupid one about if you use this certain tampon you'll have a happy period.Have you ever met a women that's happy on her period? Don't ask her if she's happy-she'll claw your eyes out...LOL
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How about the stupid one about if you use this certain tampon you'll have a happy period.Have you ever met a women that's happy on her period? Don't ask her if she's happy-she'll claw your eyes out...LOL
My girlfriend asked me to pick up some Maxi Pads for her yesterday... I love her, I thought maybe that was a brand name... I stood in front of that rack for almost an hour without a phone to call her. I picked up something that had "Maxi" and "Pad" in the name and told her that the next time she did that to me I was going to have her go out an pick up an "intake manifold" for me...
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You and me both... most of them you don't even know what they are trying to cure.
It's like, "If you think (insert name here) is for you... ask your doctor for a free sample. Disclaimer: May cause diarrhea, blood clotting, headaches, weight gain, weight loss, loss of hair, hair where you don't want it, divorce, financial failure, loss of memory, automobile mechanical problems, and flu like symptoms..."
You forgot "anal leakage" and "blindness". Another good one was "May cause "SUDDEN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA" . When the Doctor gave me that one I told him to kiss my ....well you know. I ain't kidding either. You dont get invited to many parties when your known as the guy that sh*ts himself.
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How about the stupid one about if you use this certain tampon you'll have a happy period.Have you ever met a women that's happy on her period? Don't ask her if she's happy-she'll claw your eyes out...LOL
Sometimes I wish I could have a period so I could do all that stuff.
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My girlfriend asked me to pick up some Maxi Pads for her yesterday... I love her, I thought maybe that was a brand name... I stood in front of that rack for almost an hour without a phone to call her. I picked up something that had "Maxi" and "Pad" in the name and told her that the next time she did that to me I was going to have her go out an pick up an "intake manifold" for me...
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Luckily I never did have to do that but I remember my daughter just wanted me to pick some shampoo up for her. I thought that would be simple enough for what she described. I've been bald for 30 years and would just pick up the cheapest I could find so I never looked for anything special. Just look sometime at how many different types of shampoo they have. It's amazing! Discrimination is definitely in the shampoo isles because not one brand was for skin and hair!
.; I've been bald for 30 years and would just pick up the cheapest I could find so I never looked for anything special. Just look sometime at how many different types of shampoo they have. It's amazing! Discrimination is definitely in the shampoo isles because not one brand was for skin and hair!
How about a beard?
Do you have to shampoo a beard? Not like a little goatee but one with some length.
