I live out in the woods and have lots of rabbits and squirrels running around the yard. I've said many times that they will be my food source during SHTF/zombie outbreak. I guess they heard me and didn't think it was funny.
I was alone the other night,slaving over a hot internet connection, and just happened to look out the back door. there were two bunnies sitting close together looking back at me.
I went to the other room and glanced out the window as I passed by, two more were out there looking at me.
Long story short there were bunnies EVERYWHERE and they were all looking at me and chewing or grinding their teeth or whatever it is bunnies do.
It was all kinda horrifying. They were obviously some sort of mutant/tiger hybrid bunnies that will rip your throat out and do other nasty things to you while you lay there twitching!
I prepared for a siege, I hid in the closet with my AR-15, Glock 9mm, a few thousand rounds of ammo, and a bologna sandwich crying like a little girl.
Unfortunately, I fell asleep (too much bologna) and my wife found me like that when she got home. I still don't know how she was able to get from her truck to the house in one piece. Those bunnies were out for blood I tell ya!
Gotta watch them rabbits...Jimmy Carter claimed to have been attacked by a rabbit that swam out to his boat just to attck him.
Yeah, that Jimmie Carter; of course he didn't leak that story until AFTER he was elected president. I know, and Bill Clinton never inhaled.
Gotta watch them rabbits...Jimmy Carter claimed to have been attacked by a rabbit that swam out to his boat just to attack him.
Yeah, that Jimmy Carter; of course he didn't leak that story until AFTER he was elected president.
Nope, oldjarhead, the Attack of the Banzai Bunny took place DURING the reelection campaign. The photogs accompanying the Peanut Farmer on a fishing trip photo op (at least Carter looked like he was wearing his own fishing gear and not brand new junk bought to 'prove' he's a sportsman) got some wonderful shots of His Accidency beating at it with an oar. I always felt thos pix were a minor contributing factor to his getting whomped by Reagan at the polls.
I live out in the woods and have lots of rabbits and squirrels running around the yard. I've said many times that they will be my food source during SHTF/zombie outbreak. I guess they heard me and didn't think it was funny.
You can't do it.
Not in the "I don't wanna kill little Rabbit Foo-Foo!" way.
Is that a dog or a rabbit?
that sounds just like one of them LOOOOOOONG ago stories
