| Running bear
Howdy,
I was reminded today of a favorite of mine.
Two guys are going hunting and one is wearing baseball cleats, the second fellow says,
"Why you wearing those cleats?"
The first fellow answers, "In case we get charged by a bear, I wanna get outta there quick."
The second fellow says, "You dummy! You aint gonna outrun no bear in them shoes!"
The first fellow says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you!"
:nod: :nod: :nod: :nod:
:right: :right: :right: :right:
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FNUH!
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