Sons-in-Law: Bullwipe, Taser, or Good Swift Kick?

RedneckCatholic · 09-12-2008, 01:56 AM

Your Opinion of the titular otions, or other options. The Rack is out--no room in the basement.

damage855 · 09-12-2008, 07:49 AM

The punishment depends greatly on the crime. What did they do?

larmus · 09-12-2008, 12:05 PM

ooo...ooo...ooo...bullwhip, bullwhip. it can be used in multiple ways...

SwedeSteve · 09-12-2008, 12:29 PM

Break them, body and mind !!

CalifgirlinOk · 09-12-2008, 01:58 PM

I don't know what your son-n-law did.But I sure would like to give my neighbor down the hill a good bit#h slap.He's just a angry skinny short so called man....O.K. I'm done venting..........

Windwalker · 09-12-2008, 02:02 PM

Venting is good for the body and mind. You would probably enjoy the slap too much.lol

TexasT · 09-12-2008, 02:05 PM

Start out with a good swift kick to give you time to pull out your taser. Use the taser, then bullwhip him.

LefthandShooter · 09-12-2008, 02:22 PM

Better watch what you post here - billy will be wanting to get in line!
(I hear he likes honey.)

LefthandShooter · 09-12-2008, 02:22 PM

What did he do?

Deersniper · 09-12-2008, 03:38 PM

Get their kinfolk mad at them. Let mama whoop em.

larmus · 09-12-2008, 04:16 PM

Don't ever tick of mama or garandma. they are some down right sassy ladies when mad.

The_Patriot · 09-12-2008, 04:54 PM

Why hurt the guy?

He's already married...isn't that torture enough?

Zing!

I gotta go...Yes, Honey!

Coeloptera · 09-12-2008, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by larmus

ooo...ooo...ooo...bullwhip, bullwhip. it can be used in multiple ways...

8 foot nylon and 6 foot leather snakewhip at home. I can use both.

Stings like hell learning to use them, too.

- Coeloptera

RedneckCatholic · 09-12-2008, 05:03 PM

What did he do?

Well, he was arrested last night, and at the arraignment today pled guilty: Armed Robbery and Assault.

Him and his dumb*ss brother tried to rob a drug dealer--with a pellet gun, of all things. The drug dealer and his buddies beat the living heck out of the dumb*ss brother, and the SIL ran.

So, we got being a criminal thug--and no, good boys don't get led astray--you do something like that you're a thug. We got being stupid enough to get an armed robbery charge while "armed" with a pellet gun. We got running out on your own kin.

Then we got the hell he's putting my daughter through, the fact that his daughter, my granddaughter, is now four times as likely--statistically--to be poor, to be a pregnant teen, to get arrested, to basically have s crappy life than she was yesterday afternoon. and we have the distinct possibility of angry drug dealers coming to our house to settle.

So, yeah, I like the suggestion of kicking him, then using the taser to soften him up for the bull whip!

The_Patriot · 09-12-2008, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedneckCatholic

What did he do?

Well, he was arrested last night, and at the arraignment today pled guilty: Armed Robbery and Assault.

Him and his dumb*ss brother tried to rob a drug dealer--with a pellet gun, of all things. The drug dealer and his buddies beat the living heck out of the dumb*ss brother, and the SIL ran.

So, we got being a criminal thug--and no, good boys don't get led astray--you do something like that you're a thug. We got being stupid enough to get an armed robbery charge while "armed" with a pellet gun. We got running out on your own kin.

Then we got the hell he's putting my daughter through, the fact that his daughter, my granddaughter, is now four times as likely--statistically--to be poor, to be a pregnant teen, to get arrested, to basically have s crappy life than she was yesterday afternoon. and we have the distinct possibility of angry drug dealers coming to our house to settle.

So, yeah, I like the suggestion of kicking him, then using the taser to soften him up for the bull whip!

Okay, simply being married isn't enough. I vote for the bullwhip. Then make him watch 10 hours of MSNBC.

Seriously, sorry to hear the news. Someone needs to straighten the fella out.

Robbing a drug dealer will cause a person to end up an FBI stat real quick.

larmus · 09-12-2008, 06:48 PM

RNC im sorry to hear that. beat his a$$ good! and of all things a bb gun? at least use a real one 'cause thats what he's charged with. and as long as YOU have a say in raising your granddaughter i think she will be ok. just keep an eye out for lowlifes.

Deersniper · 09-12-2008, 10:25 PM

What's the most dangerous food in the world? Wedding Cake.

HEMI · 09-12-2008, 10:31 PM

Tough one Red, if its any consolation he will get some of that good "man loving" in the joint.

toolman · 09-12-2008, 11:20 PM

Sounds like a good candidate for the dreaded septic-tank submersion treatment.

Windwalker · 09-13-2008, 10:16 AM

Seriously, RC stay alert and keep a close watch over your family. If your daughter has had enough of the silly SOB she is married to and wants a divorce, help her get it along with custody of your granddaughter. If she is not ready to call it quits with him then all you can do is protect them as best you can. Sorry to hear of your trouble. Be careful and keep us informed.

09-12-2008, 01:56 AM	#1
RedneckCatholic Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: New Albania, the Ohio Valley Posts: 255	Sons-in-Law: Bullwipe, Taser, or Good Swift Kick? Your Opinion of the titular otions, or other options. The Rack is out--no room in the basement. __________________ Yes it's little. Yes it's loaded. No, I don't like you.

09-12-2008, 07:49 AM	#2
damage855 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: North Carolina / Lake Norman Posts: 942 Blog Entries: 1	The punishment depends greatly on the crime. What did they do? __________________ If total goverment control will make us all safer, then why are prisons so dangerous?

09-12-2008, 12:05 PM	#3
larmus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: arizona Posts: 1,195 Images: 6	ooo...ooo...ooo...bullwhip, bullwhip. it can be used in multiple ways... __________________ Lawrence

09-12-2008, 12:29 PM	#4
SwedeSteve Thor's Hammer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 12,563 Images: 1	Break them, body and mind !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

09-12-2008, 01:58 PM	#5
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,577	I don't know what your son-n-law did.But I sure would like to give my neighbor down the hill a good bit#h slap.He's just a angry skinny short so called man....O.K. I'm done venting.......... __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

09-12-2008, 02:02 PM	#6
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,999	Venting is good for the body and mind. You would probably enjoy the slap too much.lol __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

09-12-2008, 02:05 PM	#7
TexasT No Whining Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere. Posts: 4,940 Blog Entries: 17	Start out with a good swift kick to give you time to pull out your taser. Use the taser, then bullwhip him. __________________ I walk like this because I can back it up.

09-12-2008, 02:22 PM	#8
LefthandShooter Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In A House in NE Ohio! Posts: 1,758	Better watch what you post here - billy will be wanting to get in line! (I hear he likes honey.) __________________ CHRISTMAS: Celebrating Christ's Birth and the Gift of Eternal Life! Last edited by LefthandShooter; 09-12-2008 at 02:23 PM. Reason: improper punctuation

09-12-2008, 02:22 PM	#9
LefthandShooter Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In A House in NE Ohio! Posts: 1,758	What did he do? __________________ CHRISTMAS: Celebrating Christ's Birth and the Gift of Eternal Life!

09-12-2008, 03:38 PM	#10
Deersniper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,916	Get their kinfolk mad at them. Let mama whoop em.

09-12-2008, 04:16 PM	#11
larmus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: arizona Posts: 1,195 Images: 6	Don't ever tick of mama or garandma. they are some down right sassy ladies when mad. __________________ Lawrence

09-12-2008, 04:54 PM	#12
The_Patriot Right Wing Nutjob Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Behind Enemy Lines...Ohio..GO BLUE! Posts: 542	Why hurt the guy? He's already married...isn't that torture enough? Zing! I gotta go...Yes, Honey! __________________ "If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." Tom Paine 1776

09-12-2008, 05:03 PM	#14
RedneckCatholic Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: New Albania, the Ohio Valley Posts: 255	What did he do? Well, he was arrested last night, and at the arraignment today pled guilty: Armed Robbery and Assault. Him and his dumbss brother tried to rob a drug dealer--with a pellet gun, of all things. The drug dealer and his buddies beat the living heck out of the dumbss brother, and the SIL ran. So, we got being a criminal thug--and no, good boys don't get led astray--you do something like that you're a thug. We got being stupid enough to get an armed robbery charge while "armed" with a pellet gun. We got running out on your own kin. Then we got the hell he's putting my daughter through, the fact that his daughter, my granddaughter, is now four times as likely--statistically--to be poor, to be a pregnant teen, to get arrested, to basically have s crappy life than she was yesterday afternoon. and we have the distinct possibility of angry drug dealers coming to our house to settle. So, yeah, I like the suggestion of kicking him, then using the taser to soften him up for the bull whip! __________________ Yes it's little. Yes it's loaded. No, I don't like you.

09-12-2008, 06:48 PM	#16
larmus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: arizona Posts: 1,195 Images: 6	RNC im sorry to hear that. beat his a$$ good! and of all things a bb gun? at least use a real one 'cause thats what he's charged with. and as long as YOU have a say in raising your granddaughter i think she will be ok. just keep an eye out for lowlifes. __________________ Lawrence

09-12-2008, 10:25 PM	#17
Deersniper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,916	What's the most dangerous food in the world? Wedding Cake.

09-12-2008, 10:31 PM	#18
HEMI Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 828	Tough one Red, if its any consolation he will get some of that good "man loving" in the joint.

09-12-2008, 11:20 PM	#19
toolman Mr. Fixit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx Posts: 5,852 Blog Entries: 24	Sounds like a good candidate for the dreaded septic-tank submersion treatment. __________________ cosmoline is an aphrodisiac!

09-13-2008, 10:16 AM	#20
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,999	Seriously, RC stay alert and keep a close watch over your family. If your daughter has had enough of the silly SOB she is married to and wants a divorce, help her get it along with custody of your granddaughter. If she is not ready to call it quits with him then all you can do is protect them as best you can. Sorry to hear of your trouble. Be careful and keep us informed. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it