Aaaand the nut of the week is...

daddyo · 09-18-2008, 02:23 PM

Richard Smith, Agent 0931

"Police say Richard Smith called 911 early this morning to report that he was breaking into the Knoxville Museum of Art.

This was more an act of desperation than contrition, as the 25-year-old was stuck in an air duct, according to the News Sentinel. The paper says officers pulled Smith out of vent and charged him with burglary.

WBIR-TV, a fellow Gannett property, says a "police report indicates Smith said he was a 'special agent with the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931.'"

Investigators reported that he was sent to defuse a "Soviet-made MERV6SS-22AN warhead, with 14.5 kg of enriched uranium and a plutonium trigger, capable of delivering a 40-kiloton yield" that was hidden inside a "blue, plastic cow sculpture" in the museum's basement."

Cops: Burglary suspect calls 911 after getting stuck in museum's air duct - On Deadline - USATODAY.com

cremley · 09-18-2008, 02:33 PM

and then, BANG, the blue cow goes off! LOL! I wonder if the cops really went looking for the blue cow? but back to the main story, what an idiot. unless of course, his blue cow story was true

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troy2000 · 09-18-2008, 02:35 PM

Well, if you're going to be pulled out of the air ducts by the cops anyway, you may as well call them yourself and try the insanity defense...what have you got to lose?

tagurit · 09-18-2008, 02:38 PM

Thanks for the laugh daddyo!

Coeloptera · 09-18-2008, 02:54 PM

The fool!

He's let too much info slip! The Gnomes of Zurich will be onto us!

*Frantically makes phone calls to Belgium*.

- Coeloptera

larmus · 09-18-2008, 03:43 PM

DUDE..... you gotta becareful of them blue cows...or is that pink elephants, i get them mixed up...

09-18-2008, 02:23 PM	#1
daddyo Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 326 Blog Entries: 1	Aaaand the nut of the week is... Richard Smith, Agent 0931 "Police say Richard Smith called 911 early this morning to report that he was breaking into the Knoxville Museum of Art. This was more an act of desperation than contrition, as the 25-year-old was stuck in an air duct, according to the News Sentinel. The paper says officers pulled Smith out of vent and charged him with burglary. WBIR-TV, a fellow Gannett property, says a "police report indicates Smith said he was a 'special agent with the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931.'" Investigators reported that he was sent to defuse a "Soviet-made MERV6SS-22AN warhead, with 14.5 kg of enriched uranium and a plutonium trigger, capable of delivering a 40-kiloton yield" that was hidden inside a "blue, plastic cow sculpture" in the museum's basement." Cops: Burglary suspect calls 911 after getting stuck in museum's air duct - On Deadline - USATODAY.com __________________ "Apparently when she said 'Go on, do whatever the h**l you want' it didn't mean what I thought"

09-18-2008, 02:33 PM	#2
cremley Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern New Mexico Posts: 1,249	and then, BANG, the blue cow goes off! LOL! I wonder if the cops really went looking for the blue cow? but back to the main story, what an idiot. unless of course, his blue cow story was true. __________________ I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me.

09-18-2008, 02:35 PM	#3
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 10,017 Images: 9	Well, if you're going to be pulled out of the air ducts by the cops anyway, you may as well call them yourself and try the insanity defense...what have you got to lose? __________________ I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting you really believe what you just said. WF Buckley, Jr

09-18-2008, 02:38 PM	#4
tagurit Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Long Island,NY Posts: 659	Thanks for the laugh daddyo! __________________ Lost time is never found again-B.Franklin

09-18-2008, 03:43 PM	#6
larmus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: arizona Posts: 1,195 Images: 6	DUDE..... you gotta becareful of them blue cows...or is that pink elephants, i get them mixed up... __________________ Lawrence

09-18-2008, 02:54 PM	#5
Coeloptera Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,144	The fool! He's let too much info slip! The Gnomes of Zurich will be onto us! Frantically makes phone calls to Belgium. - Coeloptera