A shaggy looking young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up
to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm lookin' for a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing
from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter.
You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are
provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you
will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary
package is $200,000 a year.".
The shaggy young man said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!".
:nod:
Job Hunting 
Don't tease me Ox, I thought you were serious!
