[troy2000]

Quote:       Originally Posted by TexasT

Cartoon pics sure know how to turn the boys on! Can't imagine what they'd say if it were a real pic.

Well, we've been known to stutter, when confronted with the real thing.

There was a movie actress a while back who said she'd rather undress in front of men than in front of other women, because women are judgmental. Whereas men, of course, are just grateful...

[billy]

Quote:       Originally Posted by smokey

Billy did you evolve from a monkey,or were you beamed down here by ET??

i evolved
monkeys and humans evolved separately.

[smokey]

Quote:       Originally Posted by billy

i evolved monkeys and humans evolved separately.

from what pray tell,did you evolve from

[troy2000]

Quote:       Originally Posted by billy

i evolved monkeys and humans evolved separately.

Are we absolutely sure there was no commingling?

[Coeloptera]

Quote:       Originally Posted by smokey

from what pray tell,did you evolve from

Well the answer to that all depends on how far back you wanna go.

You wanna know when the split came between us and chimps? Or the split between the lines that would go on to become monkeys and apes?

Great or Lesser apes? Old or New World monkeys?

You want primates splitting from mammals in general? That's all the way back in the late Cretaceous.

Our line's one of the earlier mammalian lines to split off way back when. Had lots of time to differentiate.

- Coeloptera

[DaTeacha]

Well, so far this has just been the usual crowd talking about waiting for something to happen so they can all watch.

Me? I'm enjoying watchign the watchers as they get bored watching nothing going on.

[TexasT]

Quote:       Originally Posted by Coeloptera

Well the answer to that all depends on how far back you wanna go. You wanna know when the split came between us and chimps? Or the split between the lines that would go on to become monkeys and apes? Great or Lesser apes? Old or New World monkeys? You want primates splitting from mammals in general? That's all the way back in the late Cretaceous. Our line's one of the earlier mammalian lines to split off way back when. Had lots of time to differentiate. - Coeloptera

How about the amoeba days. Start there.

[smokey]

Quote:       Originally Posted by Coeloptera

Well the answer to that all depends on how far back you wanna go. You wanna know when the split came between us and chimps? Or the split between the lines that would go on to become monkeys and apes? Great or Lesser apes? Old or New World monkeys? You want primates splitting from mammals in general? That's all the way back in the late Cretaceous. Our line's one of the earlier mammalian lines to split off way back when. Had lots of time to differentiate. - Coeloptera

CLEO you may have evolved from a monkey,but I didnt.I'm human all the way back to the begining

[YankeeSpirit76]

Quote:       Originally Posted by smokey

from what pray tell,did you evolve from

First Human was Homo Habilis (handy man). First one to make tools.

He evolved from Australopithecus (southern ape). Though it stood erect and walked Bipedal like us, it was still an ape because it did not have opposable thumbs like Habilis. From there, Apes went their way and we went ours. 5 MYA

[YankeeSpirit76]

Quote:       Originally Posted by TexasT

How about the amoeba days. Start there.

That would be the "Cambrian". 550 MYA

[billy]

ooo
gods gonna spank me!
and a fanatic's gonna shoot me!
pay no attention to that THOU SHALT NOT KILL part
most folks ignore that anyway.
so
PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!

[Midas]

Funny thing about these "prophecies", they are so darn cryptic, that they can be applied to just about any major world event, for example, a war in the Middle East suddenly becomes the Battle of Armageddon. And of course, and only during an election, one or both candidates begin to develop symptoms of being the AntiChrist. If it was true prophecy, don't you think it would be a little more specific? true prophecy should be able to give us names, and dates, without beating around the bush. I am of the opinion that the Book of Revelations should be read only in the context of which it was written

[billy]

i only listen to the one true seer
NOSTRADAMUS
his prophesies are crystal clear.

[AllAlaskan]

^ Clear as a murky pond

[troy2000]

Quote:       Originally Posted by billy

i only listen to the one true seer NOSTRADAMUS his prophesies are crystal clear.

I only listen to the little voices. Fortunately, they only tell me things I want to hear...

[billy]

Quote:       Originally Posted by troy2000

I only listen to the little voices. Fortunately, they only tell me things I want to hear...

smart man.

[troy2000]

Quote:       Originally Posted by billy

smart man.

Nah...smart little voices. They know which side their bread's buttered on.

[ArkansasHunter]

Yes A.H is hear ! And my only comment to the Thread starter is...He does'nt know his butt from a hole in the ground !
Good Night All. It's time for beddy by...A.H

[troy2000]

Quote:       Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter

Yes A.H is hear ! And my only comment to the Thread starter is...He does'nt know his butt from a hole in the ground ! Good Night All. It's time for beddy by...A.H

Hello and goodnight, Mike. I think that was quite restrained of you; I guess you aren't that easy to bait.

Hope your back is doing better.

[Mooseman684]

TIME TO SHUT THIS ONE DOWN....