[Doglips]

Chinese Honeymoon

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.

On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis you firs time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anytin you want you say.

What you want?"

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

"I want ...... numma 69" she eventually replies.

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually in a puzzled tone he queries...

"You want... Beef with Broccoli?"

[Oxford]

I believe she's been reading the "How to do it" sex books and he's thinking about his restaurant menu more than taking care of business.(ha)

[alan c.]

Personawy I like numma 72--general chicken.

[NRAJOE]

I like # 68, she feed me, I owe her "won"!

[Snakebite]

I like #77......you get 8 more!

[Snakebite]

Maybe she likes the other special. Creme of sumyounguy

[alan c.]

I see we all like chinese food. Take out for me.

[alan c.]

NRA you mean won-ton don't you.

[NRAJOE]

alan, she only won-ton if she fat!