03-18-2009, 11:25 AM
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#201 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by LefthandShooter  I was thinking you went next to the tripod to make people think it was leaking.  Now my feelings are hurt.  | My middle name is Tripod. 
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03-18-2009, 05:11 PM
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#202 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Originally Posted by SwedeSteve | If it started to get a little dark, everyone drank a quart of water. | So you drank a quart every night when the sun went down?
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03-19-2009, 08:06 AM
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#203 | | Freedom Zealot
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If your urine is dark, you're dehydrated.
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03-19-2009, 11:55 AM
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#204 | | Firearm Zealot
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Or you were drinking all that green beer on St. Paddy's day!
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03-21-2009, 02:25 PM
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#205 | | Freedom Zealot
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That too !!
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03-22-2009, 11:40 AM
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#206 | | Firearm Zealot
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Just what is the preferred technique for fluffing a bear? Does it change for different species?
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03-23-2009, 04:12 PM
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#207 | | Freedom Zealot
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I would think so.
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03-23-2009, 04:32 PM
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#208 | | Firearm Zealot
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How does a polar bear fluffing differ from a grizzly bear one?
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03-23-2009, 07:17 PM
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#209 | | Firearm Zealot
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Much colder. 
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03-24-2009, 12:17 AM
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#210 | | Firearm Zealot
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I donno, maybe there is more fur!
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03-24-2009, 10:40 AM
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#211 | | Freedom Zealot
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Poor bears !!
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03-24-2009, 01:20 PM
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#212 | | Firearm Zealot
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Poor bears? At least they're getting fluffed!
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03-24-2009, 02:58 PM
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#213 | | Firearm Zealot
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So your not? Dont know if I would let that get around might get a visit from the fluffer.
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03-24-2009, 04:37 PM
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#214 | | Firearm Zealot
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Who? Tex?
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03-24-2009, 05:59 PM
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#215 | | Firearm Zealot
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Could be.
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03-25-2009, 09:58 PM
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#216 | | Freedom Zealot
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Just put some whiskey on the doorstep, slows em down every time, LOL !!
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03-26-2009, 09:37 AM
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#217 | | Firearm Zealot
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Boozed bears?
But I would think bears would prefer beers.
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03-26-2009, 12:39 PM
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#218 | | Firearm Aficionado
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OMG! That brings back an old North Texas joke about the bartender who wouldn't sell a beer to a bear in a bar in Bowie (Texas).
The enraged bear snatches up a female barfly and eats her. Then he challenges the bartender, "How about now?"
The bartender then says, "I will sell no beer to a bear - on drugs - in a bar in Bowie."
"Drugs?" The puzzled bear says. "Whaddya mean, on drugs?"
"That was a bar bitch you ate," the bartender replies...
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03-26-2009, 02:20 PM
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#219 | | Freedom Zealot
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^ ROFLMAO !!
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03-27-2009, 03:05 PM
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#220 | | Freedom Zealot
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No eating bar *itches here !!
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