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Old 12-14-2008, 10:14 AM   #61
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Rifles are women !! All the same rules apply.
Rifles are nothing like women.
If you take another rifle on a date, she won't get mad.
She doesn't mind if you share her with friends.
You don't have to take your rifle to dinner.
You don't have to remember your rifle's anniversary.
Your rifle doesn't have PMS.
Rifles don't want to just cuddle.
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Old 12-14-2008, 11:15 PM   #62
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My wife doesn't mind if I take a rifle on a date.
My wife could care less if I bring a rifle to dinner.
I don't have to remember our anniversary.
My wife don't got no PMS.
My wife never wants to cuddle.
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:26 AM   #63
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You mean this?

Can you imagine the kind of muzzle flash that thing would have?? You could start a forest fire half a mile away!
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Old 12-15-2008, 08:10 PM   #64
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Never get me to touch it off!
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:15 PM   #65
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I'm with you, gandog. I wouldn't change a thing. How could this rifle get any prettier:

this ones just an old turd with a barrel stickin out of it.
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Old 12-15-2008, 11:36 PM   #66
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you guys dont cuddle with your rifles?? O umm I have a problem
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Old 12-16-2008, 08:11 PM   #67
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No cuddle but two of 'em are within a few feet of my bed....

One rode around in a trunk, and the other just looks "used".

But neither are ugly!
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Old 12-22-2008, 11:56 PM   #68
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My wife says I can't bring any with a bayonet to bed.
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Old 12-23-2008, 12:58 AM   #69
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My wife says I can't bring any with a bayonet to bed.
probably use to a pen knife ??
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Old 12-23-2008, 08:46 AM   #70
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this ones just an old turd with a barrel stickin out of it.
Rrrrrrrrriiiiight, billy. That's one of the prettiest Enfields I've ever seen!
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Old 12-24-2008, 09:34 PM   #71
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Let me know when your ready to flush that turd. Waiting with baited breath.
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