Jerry Falwell, a well-known religious protector of 'public decency was
seated next to Bill Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink
orders. Clinton asked for a whiskey and soda which were brought and placed
before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a
brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"
Bill then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I
didn't know there was a choice..."
Clinton on a flight 
