09-07-2009, 05:34 AM
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#461 | | Freedom Zealot
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There just there to fill the season for the test of the teams.
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I keep tellin ya Doc, I'm in pretty good shape considerin the shape I'm in !!
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09-11-2009, 09:33 PM
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#462 | | Firearm Zealot
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Pick on Tex day. Why Tex will never go to outer space.
He can't give up them baked beans! 
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09-12-2009, 05:55 AM
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#463 | | I LIKE POLKA!
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Northeastern Ohio
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| Hey Tex:
Tex,
You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one...
Somebody said to me that you ain't fit to sleep with the pigs. Well, I stuck up for the pigs.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception
I hear you're connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs...
I heard when you were a child your Mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
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09-12-2009, 07:30 AM
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#464 | | Some People's kids....
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And there I was about to give you all a slice of hot apple pie with home made vanilla ice cream.....sheesh. Guess I will have to eat it all by my little lonesome. 
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09-12-2009, 08:45 AM
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#465 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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That's okay. Wife made 2 home made pumkin pies last week, with cool whip on top.
Judging by the photos, do you need a whole pie? http://www.gunandgame.com/forums/m1-...16-2009-a.html
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09-12-2009, 08:46 AM
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#466 | | Some People's kids....
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Some people's kids....
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09-12-2009, 08:48 AM
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#467 | | Some People's kids....
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Jesus was a Capricorn, he ate organic foods.
He believed in love and peace and never wore no shoes.
Long hair, beard and sandals and a funky bunch of friends.
Reckon they'd just nail him up if He come down again.
'Cos everybody's got to have somebody to look down on.
Who they can feel better than at anytime they please.
Someone doin' somethin' dirty, decent folks can frown on.
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me.
Get back, John!
Egg Head's cousin Red Neck's cussin' hippies for their hair.
Others laugh at straights who laugh at freaks who laugh at squares.
Some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the clan.
Most of us hate anything that we don't understand.
'Cos everybody's got to have somebody to look down on.
Who they can feel better than at anytime they please.
Someone doin' somethin' dirty, decent folks can frown on.
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me.
Help yourself, brother.
Help yourself, Gentlemen.
Help yourself Reverend.
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09-12-2009, 08:48 AM
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#468 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Hey! Your my bother, so you are talking about your parents also!
You only wish and dream you was as good looking as I am!
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09-12-2009, 08:50 AM
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#469 | | Some People's kids....
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I'm proud to be ugly. Saves money. Dating is expensive.
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09-12-2009, 09:07 AM
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#470 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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That is why I wore a hat while dating my wife, and now sport a beard. Keeps her from seeing all of my face.
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Last edited by LeftHandShooter; 09-12-2009 at 09:08 AM.
Reason: tex eats worms while swimming nude in a mudpuddle.
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09-13-2009, 02:43 PM
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#471 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Anybody notice the reason for editing in the above post?
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09-13-2009, 03:08 PM
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#472 | | Firearm Zealot
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Quote:
Originally Posted by texnmidwest  | I'm proud to be ugly. Saves money. Dating is expensive. | That's why God made booze, so ugly people could get laid, too.
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09-14-2009, 01:34 AM
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#473 | | Some People's kids....
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Originally Posted by LefthandShooter | Anybody notice the reason for editing in the above post? | I DO NOT!!!! Mom always told me to eat one hour before swimming. 
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09-14-2009, 07:38 AM
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#474 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Originally Posted by texnmidwest I DO NOT!!!! Mom always told me to eat one hour before swimming. |
She also told you to keep it clean while on a date, so you did it in the shower!
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09-14-2009, 08:12 AM
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#475 | | Some People's kids....
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And the problem with that is?
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09-14-2009, 12:14 PM
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#476 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by texnmidwest I DO NOT!!!! Mom always told me to eat one hour before swimming. | Is that why there is always all them bubbles in the pool?
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09-14-2009, 12:28 PM
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#477 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Originally Posted by texnmidwest | And the problem with that is? | Handcuffs rust.
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09-14-2009, 04:52 PM
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#478 | | Firearm Zealot
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Chlorine in pools make my eyes burn.
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09-14-2009, 05:35 PM
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#479 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Originally Posted by gandog56 | Chlorine in pools make my eyes burn. | Fumes hanging around you makes our eyes burn!
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09-14-2009, 06:13 PM
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#480 | | Some People's kids....
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Get him, LHS!!!!  
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