09-14-2009, 06:33 PM
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#481 | | Firearm Zealot
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Fumes must be from hanging around Tex too much!
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09-15-2009, 09:57 AM
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#482 | | Freedom Zealot
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My my Tex. You sure have some jealous followers !!
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09-15-2009, 10:05 AM
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#483 | | Firearm Zealot
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The Fumes are so Bad comeing off this Thread it needs to be Closed and Sealed LOL !!!
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09-15-2009, 12:36 PM
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#484 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Originally Posted by SwedeSteve  | My my Tex. You sure have some jealous followers !! | Jealous of what? And why would you want to follow him (unless there it is in an upwind situation)?
Q: What's the definition of surprise?
A: A fart with a lump in it.
Q: Why did the fart cross the road?
A: It was stuck in the chicken's pants.
Q: What is a fart?
A: A piece of crap honking for clearance.  | |
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09-16-2009, 12:38 AM
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#485 | | Freedom Zealot
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You just can't let him go, LOL !!
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09-16-2009, 03:11 AM
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#486 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Originally Posted by SwedeSteve | You just can't let him go, LOL !! | Do we want to?
Should we?
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09-16-2009, 07:55 AM
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#487 | | Some People's kids....
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I don't think ya should. Besides, don't throw things out....\you never know when you may need them again.
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09-16-2009, 09:45 AM
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#488 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Tex once had a great idea: why not color toilet paper to match the bathroom decor? Some colors sold good, but the brown tp never quite caught on....
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09-17-2009, 12:08 PM
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#489 | | Freedom Zealot
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Then there was the lefthanded smoke shifter.
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09-17-2009, 12:34 PM
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#490 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Huh?
I do have a left handed screwdriver, and a left handed ink pen. Serious!
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09-19-2009, 06:23 AM
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#491 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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I saw a bird at the Cleveland Botanical Gardens this past summer. I think it was a texnmidwest species.
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09-19-2009, 08:56 PM
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#492 | | Some People's kids....
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Originally Posted by LefthandShooter | I saw a bird at the Cleveland Botanical Gardens this past summer. I think it was a texnmidwest species. | Does look like a kind and shy bird, don't it? Cute, soft cuddly....just like me! 
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09-21-2009, 07:51 PM
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#493 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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No comment.
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09-21-2009, 10:20 PM
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#494 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by LefthandShooter | I saw a bird at the Cleveland Botanical Gardens this past summer. I think it was a texnmidwest species. | Why, was it farting?
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09-24-2009, 03:22 PM
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#495 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Originally Posted by gandog56 If it was a tex bird, and it was passing gas, the plants would all have been dead.  
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09-24-2009, 04:29 PM
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#496 | | Some People's kids....
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Can't argue with that one!
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09-24-2009, 05:04 PM
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#497 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Ah, so the truth smells!
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09-24-2009, 05:13 PM
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#498 | | Firearm Zealot
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tex is the only person I've heard of, who stands up when he takes a Dump to see which meal it was ......
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09-24-2009, 05:14 PM
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#499 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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and sniffs his gas passes to see which snack caused it.
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09-24-2009, 05:15 PM
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#500 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter | tex is the only person I've heard of, who stands up when he takes a Dump to see which meal it was ...... |
Takes? Most people leave it in the toilet. Why would anybody want to take it?
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