Old 09-24-2009, 07:06 PM   #501
Some People's kids....
 
texnmidwest's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: South east Wisconsin
Posts: 12,163
AH is a heck of a lot more creative than most of you guys are!
__________________
Dedicated to SwedeSteve, Arkansashunter and Ezearln. Rest in peace my friends.
texnmidwest is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-24-2009, 08:07 PM   #502
Firearm Zealot
 
gandog56's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Mobile, Alabama
Posts: 18,975
Quote:       Originally Posted by LefthandShooter View Post
Takes? Most people leave it in the toilet. Why would anybody want to take it?
And here I always thought turd burglar meant something completely different.
__________________
People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?
gandog56 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-25-2009, 01:16 AM   #503
I LIKE POLKA!
 
LeftHandShooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Northeastern Ohio
Posts: 8,129
Quote:       Originally Posted by gandog56 View Post
And here I always thought turd burglar meant something completely different.
So Tex has another hobby we now know about?
__________________
Griz drinks more coffee than Juan Valdez!
NRA Life Member
LeftHandShooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2009, 06:22 AM   #504
I LIKE POLKA!
 
LeftHandShooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Northeastern Ohio
Posts: 8,129
Quote:       Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter View Post
tex is the only person I've heard of, who stands up when he takes a Dump to see which meal it was ......
Wouldn't it be easier for him to just look at his underwear?
__________________
Griz drinks more coffee than Juan Valdez!
NRA Life Member
LeftHandShooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2009, 07:33 AM   #505
Some People's kids....
 
texnmidwest's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: South east Wisconsin
Posts: 12,163
Racing stripe always goes to the back....


Bear fluffer to turd burglar. When will it ever end...



If they ever make me a mod, I am going to ban both you guys.
__________________
Dedicated to SwedeSteve, Arkansashunter and Ezearln. Rest in peace my friends.
texnmidwest is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2009, 08:05 AM   #506
I LIKE POLKA!
 
LeftHandShooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Northeastern Ohio
Posts: 8,129
For what reason? We are just like the Evening News. We report the facts...sort of.
__________________
Griz drinks more coffee than Juan Valdez!
NRA Life Member
LeftHandShooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2009, 08:16 AM   #507
Some People's kids....
 
texnmidwest's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: South east Wisconsin
Posts: 12,163
Quote:       Originally Posted by LefthandShooter View Post
For what reason? We are just like the Evening News. We report the facts...sort of.

Only if the evening news is taken right out of The Onion.
__________________
Dedicated to SwedeSteve, Arkansashunter and Ezearln. Rest in peace my friends.
texnmidwest is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2009, 11:17 AM   #508
I LIKE POLKA!
 
LeftHandShooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Northeastern Ohio
Posts: 8,129
Quote:       Originally Posted by texnmidwest View Post
Only if the evening news is taken right out of The Onion.
Never been to their website.

I prefer to tell it as I see fit, requardless of any facts or relivent information. When it comes to Tex, anything goes!
__________________
Griz drinks more coffee than Juan Valdez!
NRA Life Member
LeftHandShooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2009, 11:23 AM   #509
I LIKE POLKA!
 
LeftHandShooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Northeastern Ohio
Posts: 8,129
Quote:       Originally Posted by gandog56 View Post
And here I always thought turd burglar meant something completely different.
What did you think?

(Do I really want to ask this?)
__________________
Griz drinks more coffee than Juan Valdez!
NRA Life Member
LeftHandShooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2009, 11:35 AM   #510
Firearm Zealot
 
ArkansasHunter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Buck Snort, Arkansas.
Posts: 20,563
Quote:       Originally Posted by LefthandShooter View Post
Takes? Most people leave it in the toilet. Why would anybody want to take it?

O.K. From now on I'm gonna say...Make a Deposit !!!!!!
__________________
IN GOD WE TRUST
NRA MEMBER
ArkansasHunter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-26-2009, 02:40 PM   #511
Freedom Zealot
 
SwedeSteve's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Anchortown, Alaska
Posts: 33,734
Giving birth to a 6ft Chilean buttsnake !!
__________________
I keep tellin ya Doc, I'm in pretty good shape considerin the shape I'm in !!
SwedeSteve is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2009, 09:15 AM   #512
Some People's kids....
 
texnmidwest's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: South east Wisconsin
Posts: 12,163
Quote:       Originally Posted by SwedeSteve View Post
Giving birth to a 6ft Chilean buttsnake !!
That must have been one heck of a meal!
__________________
Dedicated to SwedeSteve, Arkansashunter and Ezearln. Rest in peace my friends.
texnmidwest is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2009, 12:12 PM   #513
I LIKE POLKA!
 
LeftHandShooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Northeastern Ohio
Posts: 8,129
Quote:       Originally Posted by texnmidwest View Post
That must have been one heck of a meal!

Makes one want to think about buying toilet paper mfg.'s stcok.
__________________
Griz drinks more coffee than Juan Valdez!
NRA Life Member
LeftHandShooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2009, 12:52 PM   #514
Firearm Zealot
 
gandog56's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Mobile, Alabama
Posts: 18,975
Quote:       Originally Posted by LefthandShooter View Post
What did you think?

(Do I really want to ask this?)
No, you don't. It involves putting something unmentionable where it shouldn't be.
__________________
People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?
gandog56 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2009, 12:04 PM   #515
Freedom Zealot
 
SwedeSteve's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Anchortown, Alaska
Posts: 33,734
Ouch !!
__________________
I keep tellin ya Doc, I'm in pretty good shape considerin the shape I'm in !!
SwedeSteve is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2009, 01:10 PM   #516
Firearm Zealot
 
gandog56's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Mobile, Alabama
Posts: 18,975
Exactly!
__________________
People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?
gandog56 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-17-2009, 06:10 AM   #517
I LIKE POLKA!
 
LeftHandShooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Northeastern Ohio
Posts: 8,129
Quote:       Originally Posted by gandog56 View Post
No, you don't. It involves putting something unmentionable where it shouldn't be.
You mean like putting the clean clothes in the drawer, not leaving them in the laundry basket?
__________________
Griz drinks more coffee than Juan Valdez!
NRA Life Member
LeftHandShooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-17-2009, 07:59 AM   #518
Some People's kids....
 
texnmidwest's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: South east Wisconsin
Posts: 12,163
Quote:       Originally Posted by LefthandShooter View Post
You mean like putting the clean clothes in the drawer, not leaving them in the laundry basket?

What a waste of motion. Just gonna wear them again.....
__________________
Dedicated to SwedeSteve, Arkansashunter and Ezearln. Rest in peace my friends.
texnmidwest is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-17-2009, 08:31 AM   #519
Freedom Zealot
 
SwedeSteve's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Anchortown, Alaska
Posts: 33,734
Who can argue with logic like that ??
__________________
I keep tellin ya Doc, I'm in pretty good shape considerin the shape I'm in !!
SwedeSteve is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-17-2009, 12:28 PM   #520
Firearm Zealot
 
gandog56's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Mobile, Alabama
Posts: 18,975
Why wash 'em, you're just going to get them dirty again?
__________________
People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?
gandog56 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Gun & Game - The Friendliest Gun Forum on the Internet > General > The Powder Keg

Tags
song, texinmidwest, theme

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:48 PM.




Recent Discussions

Connect with us!
Advertisement



"It don't cost nuthin' to be nice." -- Mike West