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Old 11-28-2009, 05:39 AM   #581
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Please see post #16 in this thread....

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Old 11-28-2009, 06:22 AM   #582
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LHS - did you post a pic of texn?
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Old 11-28-2009, 07:44 AM   #583
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Old 11-28-2009, 08:02 AM   #584
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He got my best side too!
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Old 11-28-2009, 08:07 AM   #585
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I can help you overcome that Texn... I am an expert in high priced diets that don't do anything...
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Old 11-28-2009, 09:37 AM   #586
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We keep showing pictures of Tex's butt we probably should make his theme song "Moon River".
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Old 11-29-2009, 11:05 AM   #587
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^Exactly !!
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Old 11-29-2009, 11:08 AM   #588
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Mooon RIVER...wider than a smile, stinkier than a pile...wait, is that how it goes?
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Old 11-29-2009, 02:48 PM   #589
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Mooon RIVER...wider than a smile, stinkier than a pile...wait, is that how it goes?
You should write Country Western songs!
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Old 11-29-2009, 06:44 PM   #590
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I'll write them and then play them backwards...that way my dog will come back, my wife will return, the train won't run over my mom, and I will go to prison before I rob that liquor store.
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Old 11-29-2009, 07:09 PM   #591
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No prison is big enough to hold out Tex!
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Old 11-29-2009, 07:25 PM   #592
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But Tex, if'n you do that, you'll have it all over to go through again !!
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Old 11-29-2009, 08:06 PM   #593
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Cause can't you smell Tex's fart
His inky stinky fart
I don't think your nose will understand
That if you light his fart
His inky stinky fart
You might blow up and kill the man
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Old 11-30-2009, 07:46 AM   #594
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Yikes !! He's getting poetic on us !!
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Old 11-30-2009, 07:55 AM   #595
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Fer he is a poet and don't know it! But his feet show it, for they are Longfellows....
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Old 11-30-2009, 08:19 AM   #596
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^ LOL !! Long-uns indeed !!
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Old 11-30-2009, 09:45 AM   #597
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Tex's feet are the only long thing with him - so I hear.

I mean, besides his shots being a LONG way from the bullseye!
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:13 PM   #598
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But he's always longing for that new Mosin Nagant!
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:15 PM   #599
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...and longing for people to stop posting photos of him on the web!
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Old 12-03-2009, 03:48 PM   #600
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Tex enjoys the attention...
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