[Doglips]

STATE OF GEORGIA DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION

Last name: ________________
(Check appropriate box)
First name: First name:
|_| Billy-Bob |_| Bobby-Sue
|_| Billy-Joe |_| Bobby-Jo
|_| Billy-Ray |_| Bobby-Ann
|_| Billy-Sue |_| Bobby-Lee
|_| Billy-Mae |_| Bobby-Ellen
|_| Billy-Jack |_| Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
|_| Farmer |_| Mechanic |_| Hair Dresser |_| Waitress
|_| Un-employed |_| Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
|_| Sister |_| Aunt |_| Brother
|_| Uncle |_| Mother |_| Son
|_| Father |_| Daughter |_| Cousin
|_| Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you |_| own or |_| rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
|_| Yes |_| No; If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
|_| The National Enquirer |_| The Globe
|_| TV Guide |_| Soap Opera Digest
|_| Rifle and Shotgun

Number of times you've seen a UFO___
Number of times you've seen Elvis____
Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
|_| Weekly
|_| Monthly
|_| Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
|_| Yellow |_| Brownish-Yellow |_| Brown |_| Black |_| N/A
How many?

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: |_| Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
|_| 1 mile
|_| 2 miles
|_| don't know

[jerry]

HEY! I have kin in Ga.


That fits 'em to a tee!

[Oxford]

I have a relative from Ft. Smith AR whose name is Betty Lou. You're missing a lot of other names on that first question. (ha) The other questions seem appropriate enough except nothing was said about jalopy car racing or coon hunting. Oh well... can't cover everything on an application.(ha)

Very funny post.

[Doglips]

Just cut and past them..dont type them...if I did ya'll could not read them duew to spelling errors.... Actualy I find a lot of the same jokes..just with diffrent state names....polaticians names and the like....kinda get recycled....