 As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant
As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual pre-departure information regarding seat belts, etc.
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while our captain, Judith Campbell and her crew take you safely to your destination."
Roger, sitting in the 3rd First Class row, thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right; is the captain a woman? I think I better have a scotch and soda'
When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, the Copilot is named Candy and the entire crew is female."
"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing!" said the attendant,
"we no longer call it the Cockpit. Now it's called the Box-office."
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"Bwahahaha!" 
