How Bill Clinton spent his last days in office...
=> ***** Slapped Al Gore every time he blabbed about restoring "dignity" and "integrity."
=> Showed George W. Bush around the White House and introduced him to his new employees.
=> Got drunk and then bragging how he convinced America that oral sex didn't count as sex.
=> Planted hidden webcams throughout White House for his new 24-hour reality
website.
=> Apartment hunted in NYC just in case Hillary isn't joking about "getting her groove back."
=> Surfed EBAY in an attempt to get Lewinsky's stained dress back.
=> Helped Hillary on her campaign so he'll get the new house all to himself and make up for all those lost bong hits.
=> At George W. Bush's request: cleaning the stains under his desk.
