[Fraueny84]

Ok guys, we're all outdoorsmen here. That means we spend alot of time away from the modern comforts of life. One of those being restroom facilities. I try to stay prepared for anything but theres always something that I forget. Sometimes its toilet paper. So the purpose of this post is for you to name the strangest thing you've used to wipe your butt with.


One time squirell hunting, I got a flat, i let my brother borrow my jack a while before that and so was stuck waiting on him to bring it to me so that me and my buddy could get out of there. Nature called and all i had was coffee filters that i bought at wal-mart that were still in my jeep. Needless to say it was not as pleasent as charmin.

[Jack Dundin]

I was in the hills behind my house hiking in the middle of winter and had only one choice blackberry leaves. Use very carefuly.

[nighthawk]

I am always prepared, I carry TP in the truck and my hunting pack and my tackle box. I have never been caught without it.

[toolman]

I had to rip the top off of one of my tube socks on a hunting trip several years ago.

[Archetype_wyo]

When I was a little kid I'd go walkin around for an entire day in the fields around my house and there was times I would use like Cottonwood Tree Leaves....lets just say even in the middle of summer those are cold as #$@#)$)@#($*#@)$(

[texnmidwest]

I have used a fair amount of grass and leaves....until I just learned to plan ahead. The morning of the hunt...DON"T EAT PANCAKES!!!!

[teamlungbuster]

i ice fish all the time and one day after a long night of drinking we were on a lake in northern wi and natured called about 4 times that day. well being about a mile from the truck in the middle of the lake i would have to run to shore wich was about 300 yards and do the nasty ya and you guessed it SNOW every time ya its cold but hey it works. its cind of like shoving a snow cole down your pants intill your body heat worms that area back up. but the good thing was i slayed the walleyes that day and was worth it...

[99z28monster]

other than parts of clothing. a mixture of grass,dirt and bark. Even a corn cob or two. I am not sure but back in the day I thought folks used old catalogs and corn cobs alot.

[GotCoffee]

I call a roll of toilet paper a first aid kit and keep one in every vehicle! I have heard that one of my brother in laws cuts his shirt pockets off in an emergency!

[wirehunt]

Shirt sleeves are a handy thing, till all your shirts are short sleeved

[skiking]

I had to use bear grass once. After that the tp has been a necessity when I am out in the woods.

[wunhunglo]

Nobody mentioned the Bear & Rabbit story yet??

[R5CYA]

so the 15 yo kid can't talk about sasquatch here but corn-cobs are ok?
hell with it then. i had a dream the other night that i needed something to wipe with and the only thing that was available was saran wrap. i'll leave it at that. thank whatever you choose as holy , i woke up then.

[Constantine1911]

Old clothes in the truck and leaves.

[Mick]

in Australia never use spinefex grass, or any grass for that matter, the old shirt sleeve is the best, or McDonalds napkins.

[Cross Hair]

I usually always carry a small pack of wipes, greasy wipes we call them, however this season deer hunting, I got caught by one of those panick poo's where you just cant ignore it, got down the tree line, and realized my greasy wipes were not in my coveralls! Luckily I had my knife and removed a nice square of soft blaze orange off my vest, did the trick nicely! Not sure how many square inches of legal blaze is left, but I'm sure the game warden wouldve understood that morning.

[wunhunglo]

Quote:       Originally Posted by Cross Hair

I usually always carry a small pack of wipes, greasy wipes we call them, however this season deer hunting, I got caught by one of those panick poo's where you just cant ignore it, got down the tree line, and realized my greasy wipes were not in my coveralls! Luckily I had my knife and removed a nice square of soft blaze orange off my vest, did the trick nicely! Not sure how many square inches of legal blaze is left, but I'm sure the game warden wouldve understood that morning.

Does one wear camos under or over the Blaze Orange???
Seems a queer set up to me, a foreigner??

[Fraueny84]

Quote:       Originally Posted by wirehunt

Shirt sleeves are a handy thing, till all your shirts are short sleeved

I asked my friend one time why he had so many sleavless shirts, he told me why and said he even had a few one sleave shirts.

[99z28monster]

Quote:       Originally Posted by wunhunglo

Does one wear camos under or over the Blaze Orange??? Seems a queer set up to me, a foreigner??

We wear it over the camo. It is a safety thing to help the few idiots that go out and want to shot with out properly identifying what they are shooting at.

[99z28monster]

Quote:       Originally Posted by R5CYA

so the 15 yo kid can't talk about sasquatch here but corn-cobs are ok? hell with it then. i had a dream the other night that i needed something to wipe with and the only thing that was available was saran wrap. i'll leave it at that. thank whatever you choose as holy , i woke up then.

corn cobs are real and have been used As for you dream it is a good thing you woke up or it might have turned into a nightmare. I have the nastiest image in my head now