 Top Ten Things A Drill Instructor Would Never Say
Top Ten Things A Drill Instructor Would Never Say
10. "Screw the 0400 crap -- I'm getting up at noon"
(Staff Sergeant Amee Prude)
9. "I'd be lost without my yoga"
(Staff Sergeant Dean Clark)
8. "For a zestier tuna salad, add a pinch of dill"
(Staff Sergeant Michael Reed)
7. "I'm yelling because I have self-esteem issues"
(Staff Sergeant Arnold Rendon)
6. "Dude, you're getting a Dell"
(Sergeant Brandey Catledge)
5. "Marine, you have the piercing blue eyes of a young Paul Newman"
(Gunnery Sergeant Christopher Cornell)
4. "With Pert Plus, I just wash...and go"
(Staff Sergeant William Bodette)
3. "When are the Tony Awards?"
(Staff Sergeant Rafael Rodridguez)
2. "Dr. Phil has changed my life"
(Gunnery Sergeant Adam Moore)
1. "I still live with my parents"
(Sergeant Louis Starnes)
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