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Old 04-03-2009, 09:22 AM   #1
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Old 04-03-2009, 11:11 AM   #2
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Old 04-03-2009, 05:36 PM   #3
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It states that water is "totally free". That's funny since I receive and pay a monthly water bill.
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Old 04-03-2009, 07:44 PM   #4
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I agree. This is really stupid.
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Old 01-05-2011, 03:55 PM   #6
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toilet paper?
i have been using my sock.
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Old 01-05-2011, 03:57 PM   #7
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During the early outhouse days country people used corn cobs. They came in two colors - one was dark and one was white. The dark colors were used to wipe with, and the white ones were used to check with.

Don't take toilet paper for granted.
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Old 01-05-2011, 04:19 PM   #8
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Toilet paper?

That's WAY to civilized!!!
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Old 01-05-2011, 04:25 PM   #9
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Old 01-05-2011, 04:36 PM   #10
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i just share billy's sock
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Old 01-05-2011, 04:44 PM   #11
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i just share billy's sock
LOL!!

BTW, I did not click on the link.
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Old 01-05-2011, 04:48 PM   #12
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During the early outhouse days country people used corn cobs. They came in two colors - one was dark and one was white. The dark colors were used to wipe with, and the white ones were used to check with.

Don't take toilet paper for granted.
Is that where the term "corn holed" came from?


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Old 01-05-2011, 05:05 PM   #13
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Old 01-05-2011, 05:09 PM   #14
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During the early outhouse days country people used corn cobs. They came in two colors - one was dark and one was white. The dark colors were used to wipe with, and the white ones were used to check with.

Don't take toilet paper for granted.
we were too poor for cobs
thats why we used socks
what i would have given for a cob!
you uppity town folk.......
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:04 PM   #15
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:48 PM   #16
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in japan they hand out the toilet paper outside of the bathrooms in what looks like facial tissue packages.
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Old 01-05-2011, 07:09 PM   #17
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I think I almost got fired over toilet paper. I was introducing my boss to a group of people from another plant. My boss had been making a name for himself in the corporation by running a lean operation and everyone knew top management had their eye on him. What they didn't know was how hard it was to keep the place running working under his management philosophy.

I told the group I know you have heard about what a tight operation my boss runs here. And this is the way he lives at home. He is the only guy I know that uses both sides of the toilet paper. The group thought it was very funny - the boss did not.
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At least you never had to tie used toilet paper AND the reason you needed it to the outside of your ruck for a day !!
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Old 01-05-2011, 10:27 PM   #19
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corn cobs are best used when dry!
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Old 01-06-2011, 04:03 AM   #20
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that was a crap article (no pun intended). is it why the original poster was banned?
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