[Oxford]

A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her
vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation
a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The
doctor agrees.

She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed
beside her bed. Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says,
"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!

"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me.
I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one
is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the
operation done herself. "Who is the third rose from?" she asked.

Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn
unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"

[alan c.]

Man where do come up with this stuff.

[Oxford]

I get them from my wierd friends, my LEO nephew, and my brother. Guess we're all on the same wave length. Then in turn I forward them some jokes found on g&g.

I never have to search for them because they keep coming in every day. For sure I'll need to destroy my hard drive whenever this system goes out of service. :nod:

[oneastrix]

How'd I know that an LEO had to be somehow involved!LOL

[NRAJOE]

Does that mean he hears like a woman now? They got radar dishes when they WANT to hear!