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Old 04-24-2009, 10:57 AM   #1
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Talking 10 Silly Doomsday Predictions For 2012

There have been many theories on how the world will end on 21st December 2012.. But some of them are just plain crazy.. Here is a compilation of 10 of these crazy theories..

2012 End Of The World And All The Other Crap
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Old 04-24-2009, 11:26 AM   #2
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No. 1 may not so crazy as all that:

The End Of Sanity: A large movement of the poles in a short period of time combined with a predicted record breaking solar storm that is supposedly going to happen in 2012 will cause peoples’ pineal gland in the brain to secrete dimethyltryptamine, which is a hallucinogen secreted only under certain circumstances such as at birth and near death. So if this were to happen on a massive scale people would basically be running around having visions of who the hell knows what. But this means that the world really isn't ending, we are all just going to go crazy!!

It didn't wait for 2012. I think that solar storm happened on November 5, 2008 and impacted on North America. It's as rational an explanation as any for Obama's getting elected with no qualifications to serve as President to speak of!
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I believe in the rise of anti christ!!
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I believe in the rise of anti christ!!
i belive i will have onions on my cheeseburger.
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I believe in the rise of anti christ!!
And I think he's living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, DC.
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zombie Mr Whipple will arise from the grave. squeezing the Charmin, tping everyone in sight.
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did i mention that my real name is damien and that i have a funny lil birthmark under my hairline.
it looks kinda like a 666?
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Has it occurred to anyone that in Zombie world the gamers play games wherein they shoot humans who just won't die? Maybe the real world is Zombie world and all of us exist only in the Zombie ethernet. In our 2012, out in the reality of Zombie world, the kid's time on the arcade machine will run out and we're all gonna die!
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Has it occurred to anyone that in Zombie world the gamers play games wherein they shoot humans who just won't die? Maybe the real world is Zombie world and all of us exist only in the Zombie ethernet. In our 2012, out in the reality of Zombie world, the kid's time on the arcade machine will run out and we're all gonna die!
thats it!
the big mom in the sky is gonna unplug that x-box and kick lil johnny outside!
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