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Old 04-28-2009, 12:36 PM   #1
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Talking Why Evolution and Natural Selection Don't Make Sense...

Darwin never really made any sense with his theories of evolution and natural selection... Here's why.. A spoof on Darwin..

Why Evolution And Natural Selection Don’t Make Sense..
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:51 PM   #2
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http://jigarbpatel.blogspot.com/2009...g-bad-day.html

Hey man, I liked it, also found this on the same place.
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:55 PM   #3
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Joe that guy that got gorded... I don't think Viagra can help him now LOL
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:15 AM   #4
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I we evolved from monkeys why do monkeys still exist
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:16 AM   #5
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That second one was hilarious Joe! Cheap humor is always the best humor.
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Old 05-03-2009, 01:32 AM   #6
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Again, why are there so many insects ??
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Old 05-03-2009, 10:02 AM   #7
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Quote:       Originally Posted by sawnoffshotgun View Post
I we evolved from monkeys why do monkeys still exist

I would say that if evolution is true then the reason would be to look at why we have so many different species variation amongst the fauna and flora. Just look at the genetic hybridization we have been doing for years in the farming livestock industries. We have been selectively breeding and cross pollination to come up with different types of "stock" to suit whichever need we wish to fill. Just because we created a new type of tomato plant by cross pollination between two different species doesn't mean the other two go away.
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Old 05-04-2009, 07:11 AM   #8
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Um, this is my theory on the collapse of rome, egypt, greece and the other ancient civilizations.

These civilizations get so political coorect and right to life that the dumb eventually outnumber the smart, so the welfare system crashes the economy and we go back to the stone age.

It reallt really scares me cause i can see it happening soon
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Old 05-04-2009, 01:03 PM   #9
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I agree farmer. Rome was allot like we are now. Life got to easy and so they wanted the goverment to do more and more for them. The divide bewteen the rich and poor got to big and a war started that weakened them from within. Corrupt became the norm from their high officals. Then an outside force came and took them down, and they never recovered. So we try to learn from the past so it won't happen again, yet here we are down the same road. Hmmm
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:58 PM   #10
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It's been going downhill ever since we ceased to be Hunter/Gatherers.
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:01 PM   #11
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It's been going downhill ever since we ceased to be Hunter/Gatherers.
You are very right..
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This is insane. Evolution never made sense to me in school.
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Old 01-05-2011, 02:41 PM   #13
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But Fishpond, the reason we don't learn from the past is that the schools are not allowed to hold the kids to high standards because the excuse makers say we shouldn't cause stress in the lives of the little maggots. They don't need to learn anything about history or anything else. Just give them a passing grade if they show up, never mind tests and learning and all that stuff that kind of resembles work.

Then they're happy and they can live off the earnings of those idiots who somehow got the silly idea that they should contribute something to the betterment of the planet during their lives.

The place is going downhill because the consumers are outnumbering the producers. Why? Because it's easier to be a consumer and people are essentially lazy. Why? Because of the LaY-Zee gene that Darwin's theory overlooked.
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Old 01-05-2011, 03:38 PM   #14
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SPOCAHP ANAR;

it cannot be simpler than that.


DaTeacha: Sir, in part I'll agree, in another I enjoy the thought;
''dumbing down'' with ''all students'' must have the exact class, exact test, exact passing grade"
With the 'Teachers' that I know, Students aren't passed through with a strike of the pen.
These students drop out. and then??????

For those thinking outside the box; they are in a bind.
My up-close personal 40yr relationship, leaving me with some insight.
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It's been going downhill ever since we ceased to be Hunter/Gatherers.
Some of us never stopped.
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This is insane. Evolution never made sense to me in school.
the alternative made more sense?
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the alternative made more sense?
haha
yeah
since i dont believe in ghosts the alternative is so far out there i dont even consider it.
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haha
yeah
since i dont believe in ghosts the alternative is so far out there i dont even consider it.
C'mon! What's so hard to understand the alternative? POOF! We're here!
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I can envision the first reptile that decided to become a bird, as evolutionists would have me believe.It exited the swamp and miraculously perched on a tree limb in its new found feathers. Then it felt the biological need for sex to procreate; what did it mate with? Did it seek out a gator or a gila monster from which it came? That could be a good way for a bird to be devoured it seems to me. Or did it patiently set on the tree limb and wait for another reptile to evolve into a suitable mate? Come on evolution; my biological clock is running. Or did this 'miracle' that attempts to displace God convienently occur in pairs?
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I can envision the first reptile that decided to become a bird, as evolutionists would have me believe.It exited the swamp and miraculously perched on a tree limb in its new found feathers. Then it felt the biological need for sex to procreate; what did it mate with? Did it seek out a gator or a gila monster from which it came? That could be a good way for a bird to be devoured it seems to me. Or did it patiently set on the tree limb and wait for another reptile to evolve into a suitable mate? Come on evolution; my biological clock is running. Or did this 'miracle' that attempts to displace God convienently occur in pairs?

Works both ways. Adam and Eve beget Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel and then Cain goes off and marries a woman from another town. Where did she come from? Related to Adam and Eve? Incest?
How about Noahs Ark and the Great Flood? The Turkish Empire has been around since before the time of the flood and their records never stopped due to a flood or any type of catastrophic event.
Too many unaswerable questions on both sides. I tend to go with a combination of both. God created the world and everything evolved from Him.
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