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OK Ill admit it Florida made the list 2x today....


TODAY WE BESTOW FOUR BONEHEAD AWARDS
Sometimes a crap load is just a ...

Bonehead award one goes to a thief who stole two plastic bags containing 25 pounds of dog poop from a parked pickup truck that was clearly marked with the words “We scoop poop” on the sides of the truck, police said.

“I sure wish I could have been there when he opened the bags,” says the owner of the pet waste-removal company.

Dallas Morning News via South Florida Sun-Sentinel 12-Dec-02
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A “government as good as it gets” bonehead award goes to some highway workers in California who came up with the following intersection in an obvious example of government making it so you don’t know which way to turn:


From the Steve Harvey column in the Los Angeles Times


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Bonehead award three, a “justice is blind but only because its got its head up its butt” bonehead award, goes to a Palm Beach County, Florida jury which found a gun distributor, the original gun owner and a school board responsible for the shooting death of a teacher by a student while failing to find the student who stole the gun and the bullets and who pulled the trigger, killing the teacher, at all responsible for the murder.
WPLG Channel 10 (Florida) 15-Nov-02 via http://www.overlawyered.com
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A Philadelphia Proud To Have Set New Record In How Quickly Two Police Cars Arrived At The Scene of a Car Accident
Bonehead award four goes to two Philadelphia, Pennsylvania police officers who, responding to a call to assist an officer, collided with each other sending one of the cars into a hydrant and finally resting in a vacuum cleaner store.

The officers were all treated and released from, ironically, the Einstein Medical Center.

The Keystone cops are considering a lawsuit.

Philadelphia Daily News 13-Dec-02
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A “government as good as it gets” bonehead award goes to some highway workers in California who came up with the following intersection in an obvious example of government making it so you don’t know which way to turn:


From the Steve Harvey column in the Los Angeles Times