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Well you see, being in California, we have some of the best hog hunting this side of the Amazon river! We have more pigs than we know what to do with, as a matter og fact, we even have some of them as elected officials! Ya see, pigs have this little doughnut looking thingy just under their tail, and all you gots to do is get them to point it at you. Put your crosshairs right on that winkie spot and make sure you pack something potent since this is the only soft spot on them suckers!
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I take my coffee how I take my women: bitter and overbearing.
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