07-30-2009, 06:17 PM
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#21 | | Firearm Aficionado
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Originally Posted by Cyrano  | Funny. I always thought "buggery" was synonymous for "sodomy." And it turns out that it is; one of the secodnary meaning of 'sodomy' is "to have anal intercourse with an animal." This guy is a really sick puppy. |
I dont wanna know what he does with puppies................. 
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07-31-2009, 08:57 PM
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#22 | | Firearm Zealot
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If he goes to prison and once they find out what he has done, his life will be a living nightmare. 'mare....no pun intended. By the time they get done with him, he will wish he had been shot. They won't be horsin' around. (sorry)
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07-31-2009, 09:37 PM
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#23 | | Banned
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Originally Posted by Kaybe | If he goes to prison and once they find out what he has done, his life will be a living nightmare. 'mare....no pun intended. By the time they get done with him, he will wish he had been shot. They won't be horsin' around. (sorry) | Oh man, mare.....wow, that was a super pun
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07-31-2009, 11:10 PM
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#24 | | Firearm Zealot
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I personally am not too surprised. This state has some pretty pathetic people in it. Doesn't help that public education is in the worst 5 in the country and the lower part of the state is even worse...it's really sad. And that guy has serious mental problems.
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08-01-2009, 05:52 AM
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#25 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by jmp8927 | I personally am not too surprised. This state has some pretty pathetic people in it. Doesn't help that public education is in the worst 5 in the country and the lower part of the state is even worse...it's really sad. And that guy has serious mental problems. |
maybe it's something in the water?
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08-01-2009, 07:37 AM
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#26 | | Firearm Zealot
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What I want to know is did someone put him up to it? or was it a Shetland pony?
I have enough trouble getting into the saddle! Maybe he was standing on a step-ladder having a p & the horse just backed onto him??
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08-01-2009, 10:51 PM
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#27 | | Resident Curmudgeon
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Miss Teen South Carolina has a great future as a politician. Just babble enough baloney and they'll think you know something. Her answer was devoid of intelligent content.
The real reason 20% of Americans can't find the Untied States on a map is because the teachers are spending their time teaching the elementary school kids how to beat the "No Child Left Behind" tests to get the school Federal money instead of teaching them some useful - like finding the United States on a map. For heaven's sake, when I was a kid we had to be able to find all 50 states on the map and name the state capitols too. By the time we got to 9th grade we had to be able to fill in the nations of the world on a map. Now, some of us kids might have been hazy on which is Guatemala and which is Panama and which is Ecuador; and we might have had some trouble finding places like Romania and Bulgaria; and most kids were a little hazy on Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania; but we could all find the big nations like the USA, the Soviet Union, Brazil, Red China, Argentina, Mexico, East and West Germany, France and India on the map!
Are teachers teaching any more, or has this society had teaching turn into government-funded babysitting?
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08-02-2009, 03:57 PM
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#28 | | Firearm Zealot
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How do you know when you're staying in a South Carolina hotel?
"When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink."
and the person at the front desk says "go ahead".
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08-02-2009, 03:58 PM
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#29 | | Firearm Zealot
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NEWS FLASH! South Carolina's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by 2 University of South Carolina students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery effort.
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08-02-2009, 03:59 PM
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#30 | | Firearm Zealot
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A man in South Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the pickup and one behind it. Then he got back in the pickup to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man answers: "When you break down, they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it."
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08-02-2009, 04:16 PM
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#31 | | Firearm Enthusiast
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TargetGunFan - [In Washington state this is perfectly legal as long as the horse is ok with it. I'm not kidding.]
I can believe that. When I was a kid growing up in Washington people could eat horse meat due to a beef shortage at the time.
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08-02-2009, 06:28 PM
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#32 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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billy: you need help. Maybe we can get it together?
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08-02-2009, 06:30 PM
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#33 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Is the horse sad? It does have a long face.
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08-02-2009, 10:58 PM
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#34 | | Firearm Zealot
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That reminds me of...
A Colonel took over a small post during world war II and when he arrived he noticed a horse around back near a tent. He enquired and was told "Sir, when the men get rowdy, and since there are no ladies here, we keep the horse around... you know for when they need it on off time"
The Colonel shrugged it off as it was time of war and went about his duties. As the weeks rolled on the Colonel became lonier and more desperate and had his aide bring the horse to his tent. After some doing and a small stepladder an agry group of guys began lining up outside the tent... one feller finally yelled out... "Hurry Up, we want to ride the horse to town and go to the brothel"
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08-02-2009, 11:23 PM
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#35 | | Firearm Zealot
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Maybe he was just horsing around? Some guy in Wis. was caught doing a cow twice also. But the worst was the guy that had the horse do him anally and it killed him.
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08-02-2009, 11:26 PM
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#36 | | Firearm Zealot
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| like ain't that dude kinda freakin crazy not only is it sick but just think if that horse was to drop kick his ass into the next room? mybe he's bangin the horse cause he's hung like a mule ?lmao 
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08-26-2009, 11:19 AM
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#37 | | Resident Curmudgeon
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Originally Posted by Cross Hair | That reminds me of...
A Colonel took over a small post during world war II and when he arrived he noticed a horse around back near a tent. He enquired and was told "Sir, when the men get rowdy, and since there are no ladies here, we keep the horse around... you know for when they need it on off time"
The Colonel shrugged it off as it was time of war and went about his duties. As the weeks rolled on the Colonel became lonier and more desperate and had his aide bring the horse to his tent. After some doing and a small stepladder an agry group of guys began lining up outside the tent... one feller finally yelled out... "Hurry Up, we want to ride the horse to town and go to the brothel" | The way I first heard that one, it was a French Foreign Legion post and a camel.
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08-26-2009, 01:29 PM
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#38 | | Firearm Zealot
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And to think, if the hate crimes legislation goes through we could be in violation of Federal laws protecting people like this. This is hurting his feelings so bad. We are so bad for telling it like it is, voicing the truth about his despicable waste of oxygen. I wish the horse would of kicked him right in ....
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08-26-2009, 01:46 PM
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#39 | | Firearm Zealot
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man if it was a camel then you could kill two birds with one stone one you can get layed and two being the camel poonanie is so high up you can become a meber of the mile high club humping it.  i guess thats where the term camel humps came fromthey have one or two humps on their back and another hump in the rear.
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08-26-2009, 02:34 PM
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#40 | | Firearm Zealot
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Army or Marine all the way??? 
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