08-26-2009, 03:49 PM
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#41 | | Firearm Aficionado
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i hear thats one sexy horse....
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yuck
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08-26-2009, 04:17 PM
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#42 | | Firearm Zealot
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Wun...that gives a whole new meaning to "camel jockey"!
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08-26-2009, 04:26 PM
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#43 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Originally Posted by thrillbilly  | Wun...that gives a whole new meaning to "camel jockey"! | Ever thought of getting professional help?
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08-26-2009, 05:06 PM
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#44 | | (Tom)
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Originally Posted by Cyrano | Miss Teen South Carolina has a great future as a politician. Just babble enough baloney and they'll think you know something. Her answer was devoid of intelligent content.
The real reason 20% of Americans can't find the Untied States on a map is because the teachers are spending their time teaching the elementary school kids how to beat the "No Child Left Behind" tests to get the school Federal money instead of teaching them some useful - like finding the United States on a map. For heaven's sake, when I was a kid we had to be able to find all 50 states on the map and name the state capitols too. By the time we got to 9th grade we had to be able to fill in the nations of the world on a map. Now, some of us kids might have been hazy on which is Guatemala and which is Panama and which is Ecuador; and we might have had some trouble finding places like Romania and Bulgaria; and most kids were a little hazy on Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania; but we could all find the big nations like the USA, the Soviet Union, Brazil, Red China, Argentina, Mexico, East and West Germany, France and India on the map!
Are teachers teaching any more, or has this society had teaching turn into government-funded babysitting? | Anyone know wtf he just said ???  | |
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08-26-2009, 05:11 PM
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#45 | | (Tom)
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FLASH AP wire service - Texas man arrested entering S. Carolina. charged with smuggling in books. The case was dropped, as the S.C. prosecuting attorney couldn't prove they were books.
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08-26-2009, 05:18 PM
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#46 | | Learn or else!
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We were in S.C. one time on vacation. We decided to visit the state library in the capitol. It was very disappointing - the book was out.
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08-26-2009, 05:20 PM
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#47 | | Learn or else!
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Later that day we heard there was a big fire at the home of the governor. It was declared a total loss since there was nothing left but the axles and wheels.
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08-26-2009, 05:22 PM
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#48 | | Learn or else!
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If a downstate South Carolina couple gets a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
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08-26-2009, 05:27 PM
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#49 | | Love Your Firearms!
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Originally Posted by DaTeacha | If a downstate South Carolina couple gets a divorce, are they still brother and sister? | What do the numbers 472, 941, and 840 have in common? They are contiguous rooms in all South Carolina Hiltons.
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08-26-2009, 05:28 PM
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#50 | | Love Your Firearms!
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Originally Posted by BunnyWabbit
Neigh, Neigh, I say!!!!
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08-26-2009, 08:27 PM
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#51 | | Banned
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if it was a stallion would he be gay?
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08-26-2009, 08:29 PM
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#52 | | Banned
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if it was a stallion would he be condidered gay?
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08-26-2009, 08:32 PM
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#53 | | (Tom)
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Originally Posted by lvlt | if it was a stallion would he be condidered gay?
pat | Would that be considered....Huggery ?
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08-26-2009, 09:22 PM
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#54 | | Firearm Zealot
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| i hear the horse in fileing suit against the humper saying the humper didn't have enough hanging to satifie the humpie
update the judge through out the case saying that them victim was acting like a ass.
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08-27-2009, 02:45 AM
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#55 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by LefthandShooter | Ever thought of getting professional help? | I've thought about it...I don't know if a shrink could handle it though, it's a scary place in here! LOL
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08-27-2009, 07:28 AM
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#56 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by DaTeacha | Later that day we heard there was a big fire at the home of the governor. It was declared a total loss since there was nothing left but the axles and wheels. | Dats cuz dem wuz chrome wheels.....
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