They'll probably have a good couple of years thinking they're in love, until the day he's had too much of her crap and she's had too much of his. He may find a young philly or buy a red sports car. She may start messing around with the stable stud. Who knows...maybe they'll live happily ever after.
One thing I know is that they ought to have fun in the hay. After all, he is hung like a horse.
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"It doesn't matter how small you are if you have faith and a plan." - Some Commie
Horses are an empathetic animal, I have seen two horses close quarters around another to fend off an attack by an aggressive pasture boarder, not to attack, but to protect a friend. Have seen horses return to a place where they have lost a friend or "mate" long gone and visibly show concern. Horses sense the feelings of humans and comfort or share joy.
Am not surprised by the wedding, but it brought joy to those there and maybe the bride and groom understood.
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Your so ugly, your mama must have been smoking crack, drinking whiskey, and eating paste...
One thing I know is that they ought to have fun in the hay. After all, he is hung like a horse.
Yeah, unless he's been fixed...that would stink to be the girl horse, think you're getting hitched with this big handsome stallion, and then go to bed the first night of the honeymoon only to realize you've tied the knot with a gelding who's too ashamed to admit it
This is sounding more and more like an equine version of "Jerry Springer"...knowing what goes on with that show, I honestly wouldn't put it past them.
