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08-09-2009, 08:56 PM
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| Why the long face, honey? It's our wedding day!
Apparently a two horses have been wed in jolly old England.
Wow.
" The loving pair then kissed and the guests clapped at the end of ceremony to celebrate the partnership." Horses tie the knot at Somerset pub
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08-09-2009, 09:01 PM
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And then what happened ???
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08-09-2009, 09:02 PM
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#3 | | Exalted Grand PooBah
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Best man?
hehe
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08-09-2009, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Patriot  Apparently a two horses have been wed in jolly old England.
Wow.
" The loving pair then kissed and the guests clapped at the end of ceremony to celebrate the partnership." Horses tie the knot at Somerset pub | It was two horses Patriot. I also heard that the best man was a ferret.  | |
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08-09-2009, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by SevenŠ
Best man?
hehe | I don't know if you think that is funny,but I don't.Oh well,it takes all kinds,even you. ,,,sam.
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08-09-2009, 09:23 PM
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Zippy and Magic? I can't tell and was wondering if it was a same sex marriage? I wish I had the extra bills to throw a horse marriage together!
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08-09-2009, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by FortyXDM And then what happened ??? | Well, I suppose they had a honeymoon.
They'll probably have a good couple of years thinking they're in love, until the day he's had too much of her crap and she's had too much of his. He may find a young philly or buy a red sports car. She may start messing around with the stable stud. Who knows...maybe they'll live happily ever after.
One thing I know is that they ought to have fun in the hay. After all, he is hung like a horse. 
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08-10-2009, 12:03 AM
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When you said two horses had wed, I assumed you meant there was another Royal wedding....
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08-10-2009, 08:48 AM
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Only if it's the hind ends of the equines you're talking about, Troy.
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08-10-2009, 09:12 AM
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Horses are an empathetic animal, I have seen two horses close quarters around another to fend off an attack by an aggressive pasture boarder, not to attack, but to protect a friend. Have seen horses return to a place where they have lost a friend or "mate" long gone and visibly show concern. Horses sense the feelings of humans and comfort or share joy.
Am not surprised by the wedding, but it brought joy to those there and maybe the bride and groom understood.
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08-10-2009, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Patriot One thing I know is that they ought to have fun in the hay. After all, he is hung like a horse. | Yeah, unless he's been fixed...that would stink to be the girl horse, think you're getting hitched with this big handsome stallion, and then go to bed the first night of the honeymoon only to realize you've tied the knot with a gelding who's too ashamed to admit it
This is sounding more and more like an equine version of "Jerry Springer"...knowing what goes on with that show, I honestly wouldn't put it past them.
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