[Robertm]

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

This is a hoot .... sad, because it is TRUE ...... but a hoot!!!!
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye .. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' "......and you do, don't you

[texnmidwest]

ROFLMAO!!! I have been there, done that, and by the time the call was over both of us were laughing!

[wunhunglo]

I've also been there (Every bluidy day), I currently work in a multinational facility with British, Americans, Canadians, Indians (India indians), Africans, Malaysians, Singaporeans, Philippinos, Croatians, Romainians, Polish & South Africans.
Our three biggest problems are: communication, communication & communication! (Luckily we got rid of the Italians last year!)

[Big Dog]

Well, here we have had Koreans, Chinese, Hispanics of various nationalities and Indians (the sub-continental variety) - all more or less understandable.

But the White South Africans gave us the most problem with understanding.....

Afrikaans is a very interesting language and accent!

I was sad to have them leave, but their contract was up, and their company needed them elsewhere. Good folks!

[Windwalker]

Lol, some of that took some thinking to figure out.

[Palladin8]

ahhhhh food service at it's finest. I think that conversation was in a Las Vegas hotel.

[woody1981]

tuff a nee. gut raf.

[FortyXDM]

yu berry funnee man.

[sncstealth]

i still dont get it

[ArkansasHunter]

I don't wanna get it,,,I'll just go to McDonalds...A.H

[SwedeSteve]

Reminds me of a tech support call I put it !!