Moving to Mexico
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> Dear Mr. President,
> Senate and House of Representatives:
>
> I'm planning to move my family and extended family (18-20 mouths) into
> Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
>
> We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into
> Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
>
> We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
> quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do
> here.
>
> So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on
> my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the
> following:
>
> 1. Free medical care for my entire family.
>
> 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
> need, whether I use them or not.
>
> 3. All Mexico government forms need to also be printed in English.
>
> 4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking
> (bi-
> lingual) teachers.
>
> 5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
>
> 6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at
> their school.
>
> 7.. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
> lunch.
>
> 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
> access to government services.
>
> 9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don't plan to
> purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort
> to learn local traffic laws.
>
> 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo
> from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every
> patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
>
> 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S.
> flag
> decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th.
> I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
>
> 12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or
> have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
>
> 13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be
> extremely nice and never say a critical things about me or my family,
> or about the strain we might place on their economy.
>
> I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things
> for all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico . I am sure that
> President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
> nicely.
>
> Thank you so much for your kind help.
>
> Sincerely, US Citizen & Taxpayer
Moving to Mexico > > > Dear Mr. President, > Senate and House of Representatives: > > I'm planning to move my family and extended family (18-20 mouths) into > Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. > > We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into > Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements. > > We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration > quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do > here. > > So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on > my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the > following: > > 1. Free medical care for my entire family. > > 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might > need, whether I use them or not. > > 3. All Mexico government forms need to also be printed in English. > > 4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking > (bi- > lingual) teachers. > > 5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history. > > 6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at > their school. > > 7.. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and > lunch. > > 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy > access to government services. > > 9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don't plan to > purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort > to learn local traffic laws. > > 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo > from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every > patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer. > > 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. > flag > decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. > I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. > > 12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or > have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start. > > 13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be > extremely nice and never say a critical things about me or my family, > or about the strain we might place on their economy. > > I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things > for all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico . I am sure that > President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him > nicely. > > Thank you so much for your kind help. > > Sincerely, US Citizen & Taxpayer
My friend,you've just made my morning. As my pappy used to say: Boy, you can sing that in chrch! I'm forwardin' this to all 372 members of my gun club. Keep it comin'!
I wish we could just go to any 3rd world country like they can come here. I have gotten in hassels in a few of them when my papers wern't quite in order. usually a couple of pictures of some of our dead presidents solved the issue.
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Robert, as soon as the State Department notifies you that President Calderon has agreed to all this, please PM me so that I can apply for these same benefits.LOL
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I wish we could just go to any 3rd world country like they can come here. I have gotten in hassels in a few of them when my papers wern't quite in order. usually a couple of pictures of some of our dead presidents solved the issue.
So you're telling us you want to move to Mexico and get a job picking fruit, busing dishes or working in a car wash?
Well, whatever floats your boat or blows your skirt up, I guess. Personally, I plan on staying right here.
I have lived and worked in 3rd world countries but the only fruit I picked was for my own comsumption. If I was to move to Mexico it would be to retire and chase senoritas not to work
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