09-14-2009, 12:38 AM
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#1 | | Freedom Zealot
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska
Posts: 33,734
| I Wait With Baited Breath
Just to read my best friend Billy's latest pearl !! Speak to me old bearded one !!
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09-14-2009, 01:48 AM
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#2 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ozark Hill Country, U.S.A.
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Did ya mean that you've been thawing your fishin' maggots in your lower lip again, or "bated"? LOL
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09-14-2009, 02:32 AM
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#3 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness. Master Gunsmith
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Did you misspell "Bad"....LOL 
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09-14-2009, 03:22 AM
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#4 | | Firearm Zealot
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YOU call Biily "OLD",he's just a kid to me.Smarter than some,but still just a youngun'. ,,,sam.
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09-14-2009, 04:53 AM
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#5 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ozark Hill Country, U.S.A.
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Originally Posted by samuel  | YOU call Biily "OLD",he's just a kid to me.Smarter than some,but still just a youngun'. ,,,sam. | Yeah Sam...but when you're older then Methuselah, Everyone's a kid! LOL
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09-14-2009, 06:24 AM
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#6 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca
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Originally Posted by SwedeSteve | Just to read my best friend Billy's latest pearl !! Speak to me old bearded one !! | ok
you ready?
he who goes to bed with itchy butt.
wakes up with stinky fingers.
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09-14-2009, 06:42 AM
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#7 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: deep in the swamps SC
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Originally Posted by billy | ok
you ready?
he who goes to bed with itchy butt.
wakes up with stinky fingers. |
if that leads to baited breath somehow .... I don't want to know the details......
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09-14-2009, 07:11 AM
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#8 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: America's North Coast
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Did you mean bacon breath??
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09-14-2009, 07:14 AM
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#9 | | Banned
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: SE IDAHO
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Originally Posted by deadzero | if that leads to baited breath somehow .... I don't want to know the details...... | Which leads to bad breath...
...if one puts fingers in mouth thereafter.
Last edited by LiveToShoot; 09-14-2009 at 07:23 AM.
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09-14-2009, 07:17 AM
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#10 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York
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Originally Posted by billy | ok
you ready?
he who goes to bed with itchy butt.
wakes up with stinky fingers. | Is that why my wife's hand stinks???
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09-14-2009, 02:02 PM
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#11 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Originally Posted by .22hustler | Is that why my wife's hand stinks??? | Check the hand odor with the odor you smell when you kiss her. ,,,sam.
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09-14-2009, 02:23 PM
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#12 | | Firearm Aficionado 
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ
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Originally Posted by billy | ok
you ready?
he who goes to bed with itchy butt.
wakes up with stinky fingers. | *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in Front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind Car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one Chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not Determine who is right, war determine who is Left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with Wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails To build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in Glass house should change clothes in Basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in Other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator Smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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09-14-2009, 02:23 PM
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#13 | | Yeah I got a pink gun!
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jayhawk Country
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Steve, I think you need a TicTac. LOL
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09-14-2009, 03:15 PM
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#14 | | Freedom Zealot
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska
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^Ha-Ha !!
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I keep tellin ya Doc, I'm in pretty good shape considerin the shape I'm in !!
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09-14-2009, 03:53 PM
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#15 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Oct 2008
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soon have no freedom | |
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09-14-2009, 04:21 PM
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#16 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: KY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandy Pockets
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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at night.
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09-15-2009, 12:53 PM
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#17 | | Freedom Zealot
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska
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^ Do you not get the "play" on words, ROFL !!
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I keep tellin ya Doc, I'm in pretty good shape considerin the shape I'm in !!
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09-15-2009, 03:07 PM
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#18 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ozark Hill Country, U.S.A.
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"Give me a piece of that sweeeet cherry pieeee" ROFLMAO
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09-15-2009, 03:12 PM
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#19 | | (Tom)
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Gladstone, Mo. (kc area)
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Confucious say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
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09-15-2009, 03:27 PM
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#20 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca
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nyuk!
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