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Old 09-14-2009, 12:38 AM   #1
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I Wait With Baited Breath

Just to read my best friend Billy's latest pearl !! Speak to me old bearded one !!
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Old 09-14-2009, 01:48 AM   #2
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Did ya mean that you've been thawing your fishin' maggots in your lower lip again, or "bated"? LOL
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Old 09-14-2009, 02:32 AM   #3
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Did you misspell "Bad"....LOL
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Old 09-14-2009, 03:22 AM   #4
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YOU call Biily "OLD",he's just a kid to me.Smarter than some,but still just a youngun'. ,,,sam.
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Old 09-14-2009, 04:53 AM   #5
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YOU call Biily "OLD",he's just a kid to me.Smarter than some,but still just a youngun'. ,,,sam.
Yeah Sam...but when you're older then Methuselah, Everyone's a kid! LOL
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Old 09-14-2009, 06:24 AM   #6
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Just to read my best friend Billy's latest pearl !! Speak to me old bearded one !!
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he who goes to bed with itchy butt.

wakes up with stinky fingers.
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Old 09-14-2009, 06:42 AM   #7
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he who goes to bed with itchy butt.

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if that leads to baited breath somehow .... I don't want to know the details......
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Old 09-14-2009, 07:11 AM   #8
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Did you mean bacon breath??
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Old 09-14-2009, 07:14 AM   #9
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if that leads to baited breath somehow .... I don't want to know the details......
Which leads to bad breath...

...if one puts fingers in mouth thereafter.

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Old 09-14-2009, 07:17 AM   #10
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he who goes to bed with itchy butt.

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Is that why my wife's hand stinks???
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Is that why my wife's hand stinks???
Check the hand odor with the odor you smell when you kiss her. ,,,sam.
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Old 09-14-2009, 02:23 PM   #12
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Old 09-14-2009, 02:23 PM   #13
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Steve, I think you need a TicTac. LOL
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^ Do you not get the "play" on words, ROFL !!
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"Give me a piece of that sweeeet cherry pieeee" ROFLMAO
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