This old man goes into a tavern one day and starts to do a little drinking. After about 7 beers he gets up and makes his way down the dark hall to the restrooms. After about 5 min. the people in the tavern start to hear him screaming and yelling. Going to the restroom and opening the door they find him sitting in a dark room in the corner. Turning the lights on they asked what happened. The old man said " I don't know, I went to flush the tolit and something reached up and grabbed me". One man looked at him and said " You idiot, your sitting on the mop bucket".