Old 09-20-2009, 02:06 PM   #1
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This old man goes into a tavern one day and starts to do a little drinking. After about 7 beers he gets up and makes his way down the dark hall to the restrooms. After about 5 min. the people in the tavern start to hear him screaming and yelling. Going to the restroom and opening the door they find him sitting in a dark room in the corner. Turning the lights on they asked what happened. The old man said " I don't know, I went to flush the tolit and something reached up and grabbed me". One man looked at him and said " You idiot, your sitting on the mop bucket".
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Old 09-20-2009, 08:08 PM   #2
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Mop bucket. The type that has the handle on the side that you push down and the rollers come together to squeeze out the water.
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Old 09-20-2009, 08:35 PM   #3
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Lol !!
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ah, it all makes sense now
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Old 09-21-2009, 06:41 PM   #5
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It loses some zing when you have to explain it,
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