09-25-2009, 02:14 AM
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#21 | | Firearm Zealot
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Let's see now... They can be as playful as porpoises, cold as a fish, slippery as eels, moody as an octopus, change their minds as often as the tide, and when they're angry they can shut up as tight as a clam. Underwater could be the best place for em'.
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09-25-2009, 02:18 AM
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#22 | | Banned
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Originally Posted by Ballbearing | Let's see now... They can be as playful as porpoises, slippery as eels, moody as an octopus, change their minds as often as the tide, and when they're angry they can shut up as tight as a clam. Underwater could be the best place for em'. | and thats the straight the men! (if there are any in the navy)
except corpsmen assigned to the marines.
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09-25-2009, 03:32 AM
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#23 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness. Master Gunsmith
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Heck NO...No women on subs !
We finally found a place to get away from them and be Incommunicado , that is sort of like a Sanctuary, and how many Women can keep Silent ????...LOL
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09-25-2009, 05:10 AM
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#24 | | Firearm Zealot
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Only if it is an all female crew and I am the only man. ,,,sam.
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09-25-2009, 06:52 AM
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#25 | | Firearm Aficionado
Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Central Fla.
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Lets take this one step further. A Sub crew of all women. If qualified, why not?
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09-25-2009, 09:11 AM
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#26 | | Firearm Aficionado
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Maybe they should make up a test crew of submarine girls and see how they make out.
Some women are amazing in their determination and multi-tasking abilities.
My wife can do about 25 things at a time and has a memory like a steel trap but things like the phase of the moon can cause her to go off-scale hot over nothing.
Women seem to be more affected by emotional things that guys would just shrug off.
I think a real world test in a sub would prove that women can handle just about anything when they make up their minds.
A lot of guys couldn't handle being in a sub for extended periods. Sub people are very special.
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09-25-2009, 11:54 AM
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#27 | | Firearm Zealot
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| ... honestly, I think a woman on a sub is a pretty good idea. Most women are more sensitive to noise, etc. ... and are very good with perception. ... just imagine the consequences of a sub full of pi**ed off women? That bad guy sub is going to have a very - bad - day... ... no problems here.
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09-25-2009, 01:00 PM
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#28 | | Firearm Aficionado
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I didn't think of this before.
Are there Nukes on this sub?
You don't want to give my wife a Nuke, she'd use it!
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09-25-2009, 01:05 PM
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#29 | | Firearm Zealot
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PMS and NUKES....Not a good ideal.....I didn't think of that....
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09-25-2009, 01:06 PM
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#30 | | Firearm Zealot
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I am sure I could come up with a naughty joke out of this but I will behave this time.
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09-25-2009, 07:57 PM
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#31 | | Firearm Aficionado
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: upstate New York
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Those long cruises sure would be more fun if there was some female entertainment on the sub. That kind of stuff goes on over the waves, so why not below the waves. LOL.
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09-25-2009, 11:02 PM
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#32 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Port Orchard, WA
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NO! I am currently a bubblehead myself. I have been for 8 years now. I am a machinist mate auxilrymen. I am sure those of you who have been a bubblehead know exactly what that is for those of you who dont let me enlighten you. My division owns over 90 percent of that sub. We own the atmosphere control equipment, diesel, and sanitation system and pump just to name a couple of things. When something breaks we have to fix it there are no shops you can take things to like on a big deck. So if the san pump gets clogged we are taking it apart and cleaning it out, we have to maintain hepititus shots to perform our jobs. On a fast attack we have 2 heads and 3 berthing for the e-6 and below. if you are a junior e-5 and depending upon the misssion i have seen e-6 hot rack which means 3 people to 2 racks. So number one men and women would have to share the same racks, heads and so on so fourth. Will not work. Second when a female hits that time of the month our sanitation system will not support this waste due to the design and nature of it. It greatly differs from that of a surface ship. My masterchief and i just had this conversation the other day, he has been in the navy for 22 years. He remembers when he was a junior second class and females were introduced onto the first carrier, i think it was the IKE. He said almost everyone of them ended up pregnant or they and there accomplice ended up going to see the man for getting caught doing things they should not. On subs you can go 2 months easily without seeing the sunlight and without any freshair. it gets really boring and lonly out there sometimes and us guys act like fools to pass the time away and keep from going crazy. It is a much different lifestyle that many people would not understand and i promise you would give it up the first week or two after they tried it. I think females have the equal rite when it comes to some things but there are other that should be left alone.
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09-26-2009, 11:31 PM
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#33 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Intercoastal Sea Islands, SC, USA
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Originally Posted by SS69FBODY | NO! I am currently a bubblehead myself. I have been for 8 years now. I am a machinist mate auxilrymen. I am sure those of you who have been a bubblehead know exactly what that is for those of you who dont let me enlighten you. My division owns over 90 percent of that sub. We own the atmosphere control equipment, diesel, and sanitation system and pump just to name a couple of things. When something breaks we have to fix it there are no shops you can take things to like on a big deck. So if the san pump gets clogged we are taking it apart and cleaning it out, we have to maintain hepititus shots to perform our jobs. On a fast attack we have 2 heads and 3 berthing for the e-6 and below. if you are a junior e-5 and depending upon the misssion i have seen e-6 hot rack which means 3 people to 2 racks. So number one men and women would have to share the same racks, heads and so on so fourth. Will not work. Second when a female hits that time of the month our sanitation system will not support this waste due to the design and nature of it. It greatly differs from that of a surface ship. My masterchief and i just had this conversation the other day, he has been in the navy for 22 years. He remembers when he was a junior second class and females were introduced onto the first carrier, i think it was the IKE. He said almost everyone of them ended up pregnant or they and there accomplice ended up going to see the man for getting caught doing things they should not. On subs you can go 2 months easily without seeing the sunlight and without any freshair. it gets really boring and lonly out there sometimes and us guys act like fools to pass the time away and keep from going crazy. It is a much different lifestyle that many people would not understand and i promise you would give it up the first week or two after they tried it. I think females have the equal rite when it comes to some things but there are other that should be left alone. | SS69FBODY, well said. It's always good to hear from another boat sailor; especially on this issue. You might want to lean on some legislators in the Congress and get others to do the same. I use the NRA/ILA link NRA-ILA :: Action Center. It is quick and easy and it does not have to be a 2nd Amendment issue. Just be sure to scroll down in the box marked “Subject Matter,” then type in a quick email and send. This is an issue that was already shot down in 1994 and has been laying dormant for 15 years. The supporters of this agenda, many in Hollywood and the media, have waited all this time for a leftist Congress and administration to be their conduit for implementation. Let's not let this happen.
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09-27-2009, 12:16 AM
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#34 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Intercoastal Sea Islands, SC, USA
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| Here are some more documented reasons why women should not be on submarines and why this whole subject is being rehashed 15 years after it was deemed unfeasable and unworkable: The Navy commissioned a private contractor, Science Applications International Corporation (SAIC) to conduct a study into the feasibility of placing women on submarines. A link to that study (.pdf file) is below. http://cmrlink.org/CMRNotes/SAPA%20020195.pdf
Then we have this, from a retired Rear Admiral Undersea Medical Officer: http://cmrlink.org/CMRNotes/HPScott%20061200.pdf
And finally, the Navy's answer to an inquiry made by DACOWITS concerning the assignment of women to submarine crews. http://cmrlink.org/CMRNotes/NAVY-DACOWITS_0295.pdf
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09-27-2009, 12:30 AM
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#35 | | Firearm Zealot
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Better ON than IN.............................
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09-27-2009, 06:40 AM
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#36 | | Firearm Zealot
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Q Should Women Be On Submarines ??!! A only if they are smokin hot.
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09-27-2009, 12:07 PM
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#37 | | Firearm Zealot
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Anyone ever been on a sub? It ain't like the Seaview. There's no privacy, don't see how women could fit in.
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09-27-2009, 12:11 PM
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#38 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by Taurus Fan | Anyone ever been on a sub? It ain't like the Seaview. There's no privacy, don't see how women could fit in. | thats where the hotness comes in.....
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09-27-2009, 02:56 PM
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#39 | | Firearm Enthusiast
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billy you're making my day here
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09-27-2009, 03:19 PM
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#40 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by billy | Q Should Women Be On Submarines ??!! A only if they are smokin hot. | Well, let's see here. Black greasy cracked finger nails, skin rashes, atmospheric stench from overflowing sanitation tanks (when they do overflow, and they will, it goes in the living and operations area, or “people" tank), cranky from lack of sleep, bitchy from PMS, and lots of jealous husbands and boyfriends waiting for you three months later regardless of whetheror not you and Ms. Skin Rash were guilty of anything. There you go Young William, that's about as "smokin' hot" as they'll get.
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