There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the
>street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came to a
>house of ill repute, and knocked on the door.
>
> When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what
>he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside.
> I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.
>
> "The Madam figured, what the hell, so she told him to come in. Once
>in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He said, "I heard all
>the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Belinda.
>
> THAT'S the girl I want."Since the little boy was so adamant and had
>the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the
>right.
>
> He headed down the hall, dragging the quashed frog behind him.Ten
>minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and
>headed out the door.
>
> The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in
>the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?
>
> "He said, "Well, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out
>to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter.
>
> After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because
>she's very fond of cute little boys.
>
> She will then get the disease that I just caught.When Mom and Dad
>get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home.
> On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the
>disease.
>
> Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's,he and Mom will go to
>bed and have sex,and Mom will catch it.
>
> In the morning when Dad goes to work, the
> milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom, and catch
>the disease,
> and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch that ran over my frog."
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