[Tigercat200]

OK, I got brave this morning before I was fully awake and looked to see what was in there.

• A bunch of tea candles.
• A lint roller with no sticky stuff on it.
• A coin purse.
• Two cat toy balls that the lazy beast will never play with since she doesn't play with anything.
• Masking tape.
• Thumbtacks.
• D cell flashlight.
• AA cell flashlight. Wonder if either of them work.
• A shaker flashlight that doesn't need batteries. It's magic.
• Two extension cords.
• A tape measure.
• Felt pads to go on the bottom of chair legs and other stuff.
• Several sets of McDonald's plastic silverware. It's black and plastic so, go figure.
• Two of those long butane fire starter things. They're new, too.
• A little basket full of keys that fit something but I have no idea what.
• Two bottles of Carmex. The old girl has been looking for that. Maybe, I should tell her about them.
• Several old sink stoppers.
• Some power cords for appliances. Wonder if we still have what they go to.
• Book for a glucometer she no longer owns.
• Book for a wrist BP cuff. I know we still have that but it probably needs new batteries.
• A brand new letter opener.
• Birthday candles used and new and some of those plastic thingies they sit in.
• A set of little knives with snow men on them to spread the cracker dip at Christmas.
• An Alan Jackson single tape of Chattahoochee. No idea where that came from since we don't listen to country music.
• Some Trident gum that is probably really hard.
• A new toothbrush.
• Assorted business cards.
• A packet of the flower food that comes with fresh flowers.
• Matches.
• Cheapo eyeglass repair kit.

There's other stuff but I was starting to wake up and get scared. You never know what alliances those things have formed.

[LeftHandShooter]

Changing your shorts might help.

[Tigercat200]

You're so bad, LHS. Hee, hee, hee.

[LeftHandShooter]

I blame it all on my big brother, texnmidwest.

[tclu1308]

[QUOTE=Tigercat200;1017817]OK, I got brave this morning before I was fully awake and looked to see what was in there.


I applaud you Tigercat. And to think you never would have found that magic flashlight had you not faced your fears!

[DaTeacha]

Drawer? Drawers? Try rooms, buildings even. My kitchen has 2, my bathroom 2 more, another 2 in the top of my dresser, the bottom of my closet and the top shelf, the gun room, the basement shop, the garage, the barn shop. I think that covers it. At least it's all somewhere where I can hide it by closing a drawer or door.

[Paul T]

Lets see......I went through my junk drawer and most of it was absconded and replaced with tampons and mini pads with wings, now I can go hang gliding!
But my late father-in-law left me with a signed letter of appreciation from the Apollo
astronauts that he recived while working at the old Rockwell plant in Tulsa.