10-09-2009, 03:24 PM
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#1 | | Firearm Aficionado
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Middle of the USA
Posts: 1,184
| Country wisdom
Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
Keep skunks, lawyers and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
Meanness don't happen overnight.
To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their houses.
Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just ain't helpful.
Lawyers, bankers, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.
Don't corner something meaner than you.
You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.
Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.
You can't unsay a cruel thing.
Every path has some puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
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Beware the fury of a patient man......John Dryden
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10-09-2009, 03:27 PM
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#2 | | Firearm Aficionado 
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ
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Never squat down with spurs on.
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10-09-2009, 09:47 PM
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#3 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx
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Don't try to pet a rattlesnake, it won't make either one of you feel any better.
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10-09-2009, 11:10 PM
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#4 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Stumptown, MT
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Originally Posted by Tigercat200  |
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
| That is what children are for.
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10-09-2009, 11:10 PM
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#5 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: May 2009 Location: Lost Angeles
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if there was still that like / dont like button this would have a big thumbs up.
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A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it an appearance of being right-Thomas Paine
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10-09-2009, 11:10 PM
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#6 | | Firearm Aficionado
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skiking | That is what children are for. |
Even if they're the neighbors.
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10-10-2009, 08:20 PM
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#7 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV.
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Originally Posted by Tigercat200 | Don't name a pig you plan to eat. | A friend of my grandpa's named his cow. He was quite upset at the end to say the least. He wasn't too swift by the way.
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10-11-2009, 01:53 AM
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#8 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Everett WA. and Norfolk VA.
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Luckily there isint anything on this island meaner than me.
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10-11-2009, 01:06 PM
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#9 | | Freedom Zealot
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska
Posts: 33,734
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The sun will rise tomorrow, and so shall you...
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I keep tellin ya Doc, I'm in pretty good shape considerin the shape I'm in !!
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10-11-2009, 01:26 PM
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#10 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: WNC
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You can't make chicken salad out of chicken poop.
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10-11-2009, 06:21 PM
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#11 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 14,031
|  Country Boy:)
..a country boy is the type that helps his momma carry things from the car...
speaks politely and always remembers his upbringing
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Who refreshes others will be refreshed.
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10-11-2009, 07:53 PM
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#12 | | Learn or else!
Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: near Funk, Ohio
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Taxpayers voting for Obama are like chickens voting for Colonel Sanders.
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10-11-2009, 08:01 PM
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#13 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: deep in the swamps SC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SevenŠ | You can't make chicken salad out of chicken poop. |
many have tried, but it aways leaves a bad taste.....
good list by the way....
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10-11-2009, 09:15 PM
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#14 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Mounds Ok
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Its better to keep silent and let the world think you a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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