Ghostly Drive"
Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking,
jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple
of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger
window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed,
"Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face
there!"
The driver sped up, but the old man's face stayed in
the window. The passenger rolled his window down
part way and, scared out of his wits, said, "What do
you want?"
The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?"
The passenger handed the old man a cigarette and
yelled, "Step on it," to the driver, rolling up the
window in terror.
A few minutes later they calmed down and started
laughing again. The driver said, "I don't know what
happened, but don't worry; the speedometer says
we're doing 80 now."
All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the
window and the old man reappeared.
"There he is again," the passenger yelled. He rolled
down the window and shakily said, "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked.
The passenger threw a lighter out the window
saying, "Step on it!"
They were flooring the gas at about 100 miles an
hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and
heard, when all of a sudden there came some more
tapping.
"Oh my God! He's back!" The passenger rolled
down the window and screamed in stark terror,
"WHAT NOW?"
The old man gently replied, "You want some help
getting out of the mud?"
