Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were
an Englishman, a Scotsman, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the
English guy has a bright red, hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The English guy must have groped the blonde in
the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That English guy must have tried to
grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she
slapped his cheek.
The English guy thinks: That Scottish bloke must have groped the
blonde in the dark so she tried to slap him but missed and got me
instead.
And the Scottish guy thinks: I canny wait for anither tunnel, just so
I can slap that English pr*ck again.....
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Last edited by wunhunglo; 10-24-2009 at 08:49 AM.
Reason: 'peuter kant spelle
The first time I saw that joke, wun, it was an old Frenchwoman, a young Frenchman in the Resistance, a busty German blonde, and an SS officer; and there was the sound of a kiss. The punch line was, "The Frenchman thinks, 'I can hardly wait for another tunnel. I kiss the back of my hand, slap the SS officer, and I get away with it!"
The first time I saw that joke, wun, it was an old Frenchwoman, a young Frenchman in the Resistance, a busty German blonde, and an SS officer; and there was the sound of a kiss. The punch line was, "The Frenchman thinks, 'I can hardly wait for another tunnel. I kiss the back of my hand, slap the SS officer, and I get away with it!"
I said it was a Golden Oldie! At your age you probably have heard them all before!
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