10-24-2009, 10:59 AM
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#21 | | Resident Curmudgeon
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New York
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Originally Posted by Huntinfamily  | I agree with you Billy. I lose everything. I try to blame it on my kids but I really think there's a little troll that takes stuff and hides it just to piss me off. | I've had stuff go missing for no apparent reason. It usually resurfaces a month or two later. Of course, it does not help that Her Imperial Majesty is a compulsive tidier and WILL NOT keep her hands off my stuff.
At least she understands that if she comes in the kitchen when I am cooking, she has two options:
1. Say nothing about how and what I am cooking, and touch nothing; or
2. Cook it yourself. You can tell me what to do or how to do it, but not both.
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10-24-2009, 11:17 AM
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#22 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Maoistsota, where nothing is allowed!
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Originally Posted by wunhunglo Sounds like you live in Africa!
If it's not bolted to the deck it will disappear! (Sometimes the bolts go as well!)
EDIT: Look what I found, recognise them??? Attachment 26355 |  .. .. ..:misc hievous:.. .. ..:mischievo us:.. .. .. .. .. Brother Billy, I lose things all the time...First I blame the wife....After her acquittal, comes my bother with always a hung jury, wherein I blame the cats who pee on the carpet with utter disdain.
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10-24-2009, 11:20 AM
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#23 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York
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I seem to lose my underwear quite abit...
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10-24-2009, 11:25 AM
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#24 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern New Mexico
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It is those damn gnomes billy!
Just click on the picture in the link. South Park Episode Player - Gnomes
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10-24-2009, 11:28 AM
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#25 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: VA
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I suddenly have the urge to see if I have any 11mm sockets
And scissors
And nail clippers
And underwear
And bolts
And coffee cups
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10-24-2009, 03:49 PM
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#26 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca
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Originally Posted by wunhunglo Sounds like you live in Africa!
If it's not bolted to the deck it will disappear! (Sometimes the bolts go as well!)
EDIT: Look what I found, recognise them??? Attachment 26355 | HEY!
what the?!/
how the?!??
when did......
GIMMIE THOSE!
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10-24-2009, 04:14 PM
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#27 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Parker, CO
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It's the ghost of the old lady that used to live there!
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10-24-2009, 04:19 PM
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#28 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: May 2008 Location: Rheas Mill, Arkansas.
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I hadn't lost anything in a long time, then I read this thread this morning and lost a screw from a set of scope rings, doh!
Now if I find an 11mm socket where I laid the screw....
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10-24-2009, 04:20 PM
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#29 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Fort Lauderdale
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Which one of Ya'll got my Keys???????????
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10-24-2009, 04:23 PM
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#30 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jan 2008
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I lose stuff all the time.For awhile I blamed the chemo but that's over now.I have no excuses now unless I have a ghost in my house.If that's the case then that sucker better leave my earrings and makeup alone.
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10-24-2009, 07:36 PM
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#31 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: OHIO
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If it makes you feel any better I tried to put a bag of grapes in the junk drawer the other day while talking on the phone. The only reason I noticed was because they wouldn't fit.
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10-24-2009, 07:44 PM
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#32 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca
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Originally Posted by PONTIACDM | If it makes you feel any better I tried to put a bag of grapes in the junk drawer the other day while talking on the phone. The only reason I noticed was because they wouldn't fit. | i just noticed i got a fly on all my posts.
it's like the amity horror!
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10-24-2009, 07:44 PM
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#33 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Everett WA. and Norfolk VA.
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I used to lose things til I stopped smoking pot.
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10-24-2009, 07:45 PM
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#34 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca
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i dont take drugs.
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10-24-2009, 07:52 PM
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#35 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Buck Snort, Arkansas.
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I don't ever loose anything...I just forget where I put it.
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10-24-2009, 08:23 PM
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#36 | | Firearm Aficionado
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Middle of the USA
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For me the kiss of death is putting something where it makes perfect sense. I never see it again. Even St. Anthony, the patron saint of lost things, can't find it.
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10-24-2009, 08:24 PM
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#37 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Fort Lauderdale
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Darn, Busted my Monitor trying to squish that fly. 
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10-24-2009, 09:03 PM
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#38 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx
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Hey buddy, don't you remember the party? We were playing pin-the-tail-on-the-zombie with scissors, but they kept running off giggling like brainless idiots every time we'd stab'em in the ass. as far as your nail clippers, your three-legged girlfriend said she was borrowing them so she could do all three feet at once. Sheesh, I told you to stop after that second Shirley Temple...
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10-24-2009, 09:06 PM
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#39 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca
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Originally Posted by toolman | Hey buddy, don't you remember the party? We were playing pin-the-tail-on-the-zombie with scissors, but they kept running off giggling like brainless idiots every time we'd stab'em in the ass. as far as your nail clippers, your three-legged girlfriend said she was borrowing them so she could do all three feet at once. Sheesh, I told you to stop after that second Shirley Temple... | you know me.
between the virgin mary's and the shirley temples
i was just loopy
i tell ya
LOOPY!
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10-24-2009, 09:40 PM
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#40 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania
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I just lost my scissors trying to stick that little bug on the screen...oh there they are stinking through the back of the computer....Ahhhh why did i go and do that....LOL...
Anybody have any duct tape?
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