10-24-2009, 10:16 PM
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#41 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca
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Originally Posted by Earl Easter  | Billy,
I just lost my scissors trying to stick that little bug on the screen...oh there they are stinking through the back of the computer....Ahhhh why did i go and do that....LOL...
Anybody have any duct tape? | yeah i got tape.
14 rolls of it.
somewhere.......
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10-24-2009, 10:48 PM
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#42 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Everett WA. and Norfolk VA.
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Just joking billy.
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10-24-2009, 11:22 PM
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#43 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ogden, Utah
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I was referred to as the absent minded professor at one of my prior jobs. I am personally responsible for keeping an Alberson's reading glass rack in business. I would take glasses to work, misplace them, case and all, and have to buy another pair. At one time I probably had somewhere between 10 and 15 pairs of reading glasses. A few have broken and been misplaced and never found, so I am down to eight.
And, if anybody is still missing scissors, or small tools, I have them. When I cleaned out my junk drawer today, I found two pair of scissors and five screwdrivers of various sizes.
Maybe Billy's ghosts are dispersing his stuff all over the country to really confuse us. And do something about that fly. That's pretty cool, how did you make that?
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10-24-2009, 11:35 PM
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#44 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ozark Hill Country, U.S.A.
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I lost the iron sites for my CVA ML.....I took them off when I scoped it. I had them for years...I decided to put them back on last month...and I can't find them anywhere! I had them in a box in my shootin' stuff..the box is still there, but now it's empty!
I am one of those annoying people who keeps track of everything...the only thing I have trouble keeping is sunglasses...I have to have 5 pairs to have one! LOL all my family members have at least one pair of my sunglasses in their house and auto.
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10-24-2009, 11:59 PM
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#45 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Peoples Repooblik of Kaliforniastan.
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Considering the looks of your bathroom wall, I vote brain damage. J/K 
Yet, another poll?
I lost my truck keys about a month ago and have seen NO sign of them. Good thing I have a spare! Lost a pellet pistol a week ago, after about two hours, I finally found it.
On the other hand, If I go somewhere where there are a bunch of people, I'll find five or six bic lighters in various pockets after I get home.
Last edited by Dragunov; 10-25-2009 at 12:04 AM.
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10-25-2009, 12:20 AM
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#46 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx
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I had to go back to a B&B several hours after we left and retrieve my PA-63 from the nightstand while the cleaning lady was there. She was all weird about it, but she teaches a class on black-powder cartridge rifles. Said she didn't know what handguns were good for... 
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10-25-2009, 08:49 AM
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#47 | | Yeah I got a pink gun!
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jayhawk Country
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Does anybody have any gremlins that eat all the snack food in the middle of the night and just leave crumbs all over the counter?
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10-25-2009, 08:58 AM
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#48 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jan 2008
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I have a gremlin by the name Seabeescotty.He also drinks all the sweet tea up.
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10-25-2009, 09:08 AM
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#49 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: May 2008 Location: Rheas Mill, Arkansas.
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Originally Posted by BunnyWabbit | Does anybody have any gremlins that eat all the snack food in the middle of the night and just leave crumbs all over the counter? | It's a little mouse with fur gloves and a parka just waiting for the light to go off so he can sneak into the fridge.
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10-25-2009, 09:27 AM
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#50 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North Florida - the Gunshine State!
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One sure fire way to find the missing item - go and buy another one! Suddenly the old one appears!
Or the new one goes missing too........ somewhere in another dimension of space/time, there is a warehouse full of our stuff, including all Billy's scissors...... 
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10-25-2009, 03:12 PM
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#51 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Parker, CO
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Lose things? Not really "lose" so much. Other folks "lose" things for me.
Misplace things? Oh yeah, all the time.
Throw away things in a cleaning fit that I haven't used in years, some things I've never used, and then suddenly need it 6 months later? Oh HELL yeah! 
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10-25-2009, 04:56 PM
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#52 | | (Tom)
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Gladstone, Mo. (kc area)
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Originally Posted by billy He didn't say he inhaled. Maybe a fine point, but there is a difference. Ask Bill !
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10-25-2009, 06:01 PM
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#53 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca
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Originally Posted by FortyXDM | He didn't say he inhaled. Maybe a fine point, but there is a difference. Ask Bill ! | there is a difference.
and it seems like it was a big one.
but i cant think of it right now.
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