[cremley]

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?



2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.



3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!



4. Rottweiller: Make me.



5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.



6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!



7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.



8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.



9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!



10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.




11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."



12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?



13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....



14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. ! By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.



How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

The Cat's Answer:

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"



ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

[wunhunglo]

Who let the dogs out?? They've all gone or can I not see them 'cos it's dark???

[FortyXDM]

That is why cats are not as beloved as dogs. A cat says: "I don't need no stinking light".

[Archetype_wyo]

I like kitty cats. So long as they know their place they are good companions just like dogs.

[BlackSnow]

cat;s don't need a light bulb ,cat's have good night vision

But anyways I'd prefer a husky.

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[SwedeSteve]

Good one Crem. Thanks !!

[Paul T]

Cats are always smarter than dogs. Tell me the last time you saw one pulling a sled.

[rondog]

I have Beagles, they'd just try to eat the lightbulb.