...I ended up with an older woman at a nightclub last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+ year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all ...and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really REALLY hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother-daughter-guy threesome," she said with a coy and seductive smile.
"Oh." I said as my mind began to actively embrace the idea, "....No, I sure haven't!!" ...And now I really wondered what this hot daughter of hers might look like!!
We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
We walked in. The she turned on the hall light ...and shouted upstairs: ....."Mom!! Are you still awake?"
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I just installed a new venthood over the stove I needed a Good Laugh LOL !!!
I can just see an elderly lady in a walker with out her teeth in a night cap LMAO !!!