Old 10-26-2009, 07:30 PM   #1
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AT the Bar:

AT the Bar:

...I ended up with an older woman
at a nightclub last night. She looked
pretty good for a 60+ year-old. In fact,
she wasn't too bad at all ...and I found
myself thinking that she probably had
a really REALLY hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a

snuggle, and then she asked if I ever had
a 'Sportsman's Double?'.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother-daughter-guy threesome,"

she said with a coy and seductive smile.
"Oh." I said as my mind began to actively

embrace the idea, "....No, I sure haven't!!"
...And now I really wondered what this

hot daughter of hers might look like!!
We drank a bit more, then she says with

a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
We walked in.

The she turned on the hall light ...and
shouted upstairs:
....."Mom!! Are you still awake?"
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Old 10-26-2009, 08:05 PM   #2
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Old 10-26-2009, 08:16 PM   #3
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I just installed a new venthood over the stove I needed a Good Laugh LOL !!!
I can just see an elderly lady in a walker with out her teeth in a night cap LMAO !!!
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Old 10-26-2009, 09:26 PM   #4
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:43 AM   #5
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I almost fell off of my chair ..................LMAO! That' s a good'n for sure!
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:47 AM   #6
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wow... really??? did that joke just go there???? cause it was funny
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Old 10-27-2009, 09:05 AM   #7
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Good one !!
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Old 10-27-2009, 02:46 PM   #8
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Old 10-27-2009, 03:34 PM   #9
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Hey, that joke can go both ways, ya know...."Dad! Wake up!"
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:20 PM   #10
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