[BunnyWabbit]

Obama Jokes

Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What's the difference between a zoo and the White House?
A: A zoo has an African lion and the White House has a lyin' African.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal congress?
A: An Obama-nation.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler wrote his own book.
Q: What's another difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.
Q: Why doesn't Obama pray?
A: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.

[White Rook]

A few of our Banned Ex-Members would be ALL OVER those jokes....

[KW Gary M]

I loved the Zoo one. That was the best. Hitler and the book was pretty good too.

[Cyrano]

The one about the lion is tasteless. The others are okay. Could use slight retouching, but okay.

[KW Gary M]

Does anyone remember the guy who went by the name "Dick Large" who was banned for his racial jokes. Look him up and send this thread. He'll love it. I can't wait to see what Elvis has to say. I know he hates Obama and doesn't think much of the colored folf either.

[BunnyWabbit]

I got it off of the Patriot Post emailed to me from my minister uncle.

Enough complaints and I will go back and edit it.

[KW Gary M]

Quote:       Originally Posted by BunnyWabbit

I got it off of the Patriot Post emailed to me from my minister uncle. Enough complaints and I will go back and edit it.

Don't edit it. I think it is perfect. Might open up sopme more good ones. Can we ever have enough Obama jokes?

[gunnut2u]

Quote:       Originally Posted by BunnyWabbit

Enough complaints and I will go back and edit it.

FREEDOM OF SPEACH ...............As long as your not lying your ok...!

[Ninja Piper]

If it offends you...DON'T KEEP READING! It's simple people!

[neophyte]

I think they are fun and funny

[Ten Man]

Thanks for the great laughs!!!!

[SwedeSteve]

Good ones Bunny !!

[bigbuddy21]

i have to wipe the coffee off of my screen now.

[Kaybe]

Great jokes, thanks

[big boomer]

B.W. you started out my day with a chuckle thanks so much.

[stephaneb]

Funny somewhat.... the Hitler comparisons are really borderline however.

If a country that can make fun of its leader is a free country.... a leader that makes fun of the country is what ?

[Big Dog]

If 'bummer can't take a joke, he shoulda stayed out of politics.

[ArkansasHunter]

Truth is all are true.

[Elvis Is Dead]

That was great. The Magic Negro is sinking fast.

[Cyrano]

Quote:       Originally Posted by stephaneb

Funny somewhat.... the Hitler comparisons are really borderline however. If a country that can make fun of its leader is a free country.... a leader that makes fun of the country is what ?

A bleepin' JOKE.

We've had Senators who could sing and dance, and Governors and a President who were actors; but this is the first time the United States has had a Joker in the Oval Office.