Old 10-27-2009, 10:12 PM   #1
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A man was allowed a very special honor. Because of his good work on earth this young man was given a very rare tour of heaven. After walking around for a while the young man noticed that there were objects that resembled clocks but with only one hand everywhere. intrigued the young man looked a little closer and realized that the clocks all had name tags. as he looked he found many of his friends clocks. he found a clock labeled Chris the hand on the clock moved every few seconds. the clock labeled Forty clicked a little faster and the clock labeled Billy moved faster still. the young man finally asked a passing angel what the purpose of the clocks was. the angel said "every time a person exaggerates the truth their clock ticks once". as the young man continued to look around he realized that there was no clock for Mooseman. Concerned asked the angel where the clock of his great friend was. The angel replied "oh yes mooseman his clock is on loan to hell. they use it for a fan"
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:35 PM   #2
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Hahaha! Good stuff.
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:24 AM   #3
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He got ya Moose !!
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:46 AM   #4
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that is the best joke I have heard yet!
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Old 10-31-2009, 02:38 AM   #5
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He got me back good !
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Old 10-31-2009, 02:45 AM   #6
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ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could'nt did better myself LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Scienceman that was very good.

And Mooseman...HA HA HA !!!
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