Old 10-30-2009, 06:56 AM   #1
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Reasons why men love guns more than Women

#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he wil probably let you try it out a few times.


#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.


#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.


#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4.. Guns function normally every day of the month.


#3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?


#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


AND THE # ONE REASON:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN..
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Old 10-30-2009, 07:08 AM   #2
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Yeah , Yeah , #1, that's my favorite ....!LOL
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Old 10-30-2009, 08:39 AM   #3
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An oldie but a goodie. Belongs in the Humor Forum, though.
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Old 10-30-2009, 12:36 PM   #4
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A timeless goody !!
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Old 10-31-2009, 01:27 AM   #5
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The real reason men love guns more than women, because it looks the same like the thing between their legs.....
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Old 10-31-2009, 01:28 AM   #6
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^ You need glass's LOL
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Old 11-01-2009, 10:02 AM   #7
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........ this is especially true on a cold night....


Go Hogs!!
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Old 11-01-2009, 10:27 AM   #8
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I liked #3 good one
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Old 11-01-2009, 11:03 AM   #9
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