A guy hears a scratching at the door. When he goes to investigate there is a snail at the front door. He picks up the snail and throws it across the road. About three months later he hears a scratching at the door again. Opening the door he finds the snail again. The snail looks up and says, "So, what was that all about?"
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Beware the fury of a patient man......John Dryden
Hey, I didn't say it was the best but it's all I got on a Friday afternoon after looking for a job and watching the animals line up two by two to escape all the rain.
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Bob
Beware the fury of a patient man......John Dryden