creepy girlfriend

killsnapz · 10-31-2009, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tigercat200

It's always too early for that. By the way, isn't that why grocery sacks were invented? Just curious.

No thats why firearms were invented! KILL IT! KILL IT!

Michael

mdj696 · 10-31-2009, 09:01 PM

OMG you found her, my ex stepdaughter. I thought she was somewhere down in Florida. You didn't move did you billy.

FortyXDM · 10-31-2009, 10:56 PM

Another use for Billy Beer !
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

gunnut2u · 11-01-2009, 04:20 PM

Have a drink billy...................

here is another one ;
How tequila works:

Tigercat200 · 11-01-2009, 07:50 PM

Now I know where I've seen the first one. She's my not soon enough ex-daughter-in-law's mother.

G. Green · 11-01-2009, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billy

i got tissues too!

A match made in Heaven.

Seabeescotty · 11-02-2009, 10:10 AM

If I wasn't already married...................!

White Rook · 11-02-2009, 10:26 AM

Every woman I have ever met can turn to the "Dark Side" like the Creepy Girlfriend. If you come home late from a night out with the boys or come home with lipstick on your collar you will see it... PMS or Menopause can also cause the same reaction...

You know the old saying. "If they didn't have a (fill in the blank)_____, they would have a bounty on their heads"...

Seabeescotty · 11-02-2009, 10:31 AM

I was married to a woman who had "pre"pms, then the actual week of it, then "post"pms!!! That left me with a week out of each month, and it wasn't much better. Man did I ever count my lucky stars, when I escaped that one!

Paul T · 11-02-2009, 04:18 PM

My ex had the monthly gift for 11 years straight.

FortyXDM · 11-03-2009, 02:38 PM

Gunnut - Tequila Goggles......they work !

10-31-2009, 09:01 PM	#22
mdj696 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 534 Images: 1	Girlfriend OMG you found her, my ex stepdaughter. I thought she was somewhere down in Florida. You didn't move did you billy.

11-01-2009, 04:20 PM	#24
gunnut2u Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Missouri-firearms,USA Posts: 982	Have a drink billy................... here is another one ; How tequila works: __________________ I might not be playing with a full deck... But I am playing with a full clip!!! (gunnut2u)

11-01-2009, 07:50 PM	#25
Tigercat200 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Middle of the USA Posts: 441	Now I know where I've seen the first one. She's my not soon enough ex-daughter-in-law's mother. __________________ Bob Beware the fury of a patient man......John Dryden

11-02-2009, 10:10 AM	#27
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 6,964 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	If I wasn't already married...................! __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge IN GOD WE TRUST!

11-02-2009, 10:26 AM	#28
White Rook Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: South West Ohio Posts: 2,110	Every woman I have ever met can turn to the "Dark Side" like the Creepy Girlfriend. If you come home late from a night out with the boys or come home with lipstick on your collar you will see it... PMS or Menopause can also cause the same reaction... You know the old saying. "If they didn't have a (fill in the blank)_____, they would have a bounty on their heads"... __________________ USAF SSgt 80-86 IN GOD WE TRUST NRA MEMBER

10-31-2009, 10:56 PM	#23
FortyXDM Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Gladstone, Mo. (kc area) Posts: 3,659	Another use for Billy Beer ! http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

11-02-2009, 10:31 AM	#29
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 6,964 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	I was married to a woman who had "pre"pms, then the actual week of it, then "post"pms!!! That left me with a week out of each month, and it wasn't much better. Man did I ever count my lucky stars, when I escaped that one! __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge IN GOD WE TRUST!

11-02-2009, 04:18 PM	#30
Paul T Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Mounds Ok Posts: 567 Images: 16 Blog Entries: 6	My ex had the monthly gift for 11 years straight.

11-03-2009, 02:38 PM	#31
FortyXDM Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Gladstone, Mo. (kc area) Posts: 3,659	Gunnut - Tequila Goggles......they work !