10-31-2009, 06:04 PM
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#21 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Norwalk CT
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Originally Posted by Tigercat200  | It's always too early for that. By the way, isn't that why grocery sacks were invented? Just curious. | No thats why firearms were invented! KILL IT! KILL IT! 
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10-31-2009, 09:01 PM
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#22 | | Firearm Aficionado
Join Date: Jan 2007
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OMG you found her, my ex stepdaughter. I thought she was somewhere down in Florida. You didn't move did you billy.
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10-31-2009, 10:56 PM
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#23 | | (Tom)
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Gladstone, Mo. (kc area)
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11-01-2009, 04:20 PM
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#24 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Missouri-firearms,USA
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Have a drink billy...................
here is another one ;
How tequila works: 
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11-01-2009, 07:50 PM
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#25 | | Firearm Aficionado
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Middle of the USA
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Now I know where I've seen the first one. She's my not soon enough ex-daughter-in-law's mother.
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Beware the fury of a patient man......John Dryden
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11-01-2009, 08:18 PM
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#26 | | Firearm Aficionado
Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: NE OK
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Originally Posted by billy
A match made in Heaven.
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11-02-2009, 10:10 AM
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#27 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country.
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If I wasn't already married...................!
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11-02-2009, 10:26 AM
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#28 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: May 2008 Location: South West Ohio
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Every woman I have ever met can turn to the "Dark Side" like the Creepy Girlfriend. If you come home late from a night out with the boys or come home with lipstick on your collar you will see it... PMS or Menopause can also cause the same reaction...
You know the old saying. "If they didn't have a (fill in the blank)_____, they would have a bounty on their heads"... 
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11-02-2009, 10:31 AM
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#29 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country.
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I was married to a woman who had "pre"pms, then the actual week of it, then "post"pms!!! That left me with a week out of each month, and it wasn't much better. Man did I ever count my lucky stars, when I escaped that one!
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11-02-2009, 04:18 PM
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#30 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Mounds Ok
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My ex had the monthly gift for 11 years straight.
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11-03-2009, 02:38 PM
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#31 | | (Tom)
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Gladstone, Mo. (kc area)
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Gunnut - Tequila Goggles......they work !  | |
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